Rory the Rollin Robot

Probably the nicest guy ever. Women adore him and men want to be like him. The definition of perfection. Brings not to all

Everyone wants to be a Rory the Rollin Robot

by A20fetyip October 24, 2024

Valley Robotics Academy

A school for smart, crazy, talented people.

Person 1: What school do you go to?
Person 2: Only the best school around, Valley Robotics Academy!

by Blue_screen_of_death November 22, 2021

Robotic Ragdoll

Before you have sex with the female, add a small microchip on your helmet ( penis end ). Deposit the chip inside the woman ( any hole ). Using a remote control you will be able to make the microchip vibrate and wiggle sending her into a coma of sexual orgasms. If she doesn't scream like she wants it whip her aggressively for 2 hours. Try this again and if she still doesn't scream chop her legs and arms off. Try it finally and if she doesn't screams cut her head off..

She didn't scream so I sliced and diced her into small pieces.
She liked the robotic Ragdoll alright, so she recommended it to friends

by spunkmobile November 16, 2010

Robot Booger

A septum piercing defined by Xander Thomas Beck Meade in 2023

Look at that Frozen snot droplet hanging off her robot Booger

by FunnyJunk2010 August 8, 2024

Robot Texter

A person to consistently have the same text conversations with every person on their contacts

"He's such a robot texter, I read his messages, and they are all the same, I don't feel special anymore."

by Mr.MurderMan February 4, 2018

Birds Are Robots

Absolute shit conspiracies about beautiful creatures.

Aiden: Birds are robots.
Josh: Shut the fuck up. You retarded shitburger.

by Birds Are Not Robots November 21, 2020

Robot

the thing that is going to take over us soon

Guy 1：hey you know the new robot that just got invented?
Guy 2：yea the thing that will take over us?

by Nyan dog May 22, 2020