by atrose May 19, 2011
A dan Richards is a creature of curiousity. You would find such a creature around comic book shops, behind an old dirty porno shop, inside antique shops, outside glass windows of curves, or reading poems in the meadows. He loves reading/writing sappy poetry about his sad life. If you see him around a computer it is usually a funny sight. he will be either looking up anime porn, dating line services, ED info, game cheats for playstation 2, and his favorite cartoons in a adult film. he types like he has never seen a computer before. if you stand behind him when he is typing it looks like Big foot just got caught masterbating. Never look at dan richards in the eyes because he will get into his usual pissy patty rage. he will then proccede to push babys to the ground.
by Jizten April 23, 2009
by PieMast3r August 28, 2009
He is the sweetest, cutest, and most respectful countryman that you'll ever meet. He will listen to all of your problems and love you for who you are, there is no changing his mind. When he wants something he will get it no matter how long it takes. He is also the most loyalist boyfriend anyone could ever have. He is very loveable and kind. Never let him go, you will understand how much he really means to you once you lose him so I suggest don't.
by jack078 December 08, 2020
The act in which someone, after sex with a chick on her period, "accidentally" trips and shmears his bloody genitals on said chick.
Yo Tom. Last night I pulled a red Richard on Margaret. She was pissed.
Or
Stacey, whats that red stain on your arm?
Oh, Mark red richard' me this morning. I just havent showered yet.
Or
Stacey, whats that red stain on your arm?
Oh, Mark red richard' me this morning. I just havent showered yet.
by Nicknac2017 December 30, 2017
by Jefe.Robison July 26, 2021