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fuck puppet

A fuck puppet is something that you use when you dont have a partner to have sex with. Examples:
Female fuck puppets doorknob, broomstick, cleverly shaped hand, hairbrush, pencil, phone antenna, lightbulb, spatula, fork, safety scissors (perfect if u want a BETTER orgasm)

Male fuck puppets coffee cup, apple pie, canoli, pencil sharpener (for the less fortunate), carton of milk

As you can see, woman have a wider variety of fuck puppets. Make sure to try a fuck puppet!!
Julie used a fuck puppet after having sex with Dominic because he could not provide an orgasm.
by Stephdizzle August 22, 2004
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Sock Puppets

They look like a giant eye of a space creature that is flying down at a million miles an hour, and when he gets here it'll burn us all with its firey breath and then the earth will explode and we will all die.
"Hewwo I'm a sock pwoppet.......MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
by Cheesecake Eater December 12, 2003
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puppet lovin'

The act of masturbation. The implications of the term vary depending on gender.

Females - Named for the semblance to the methods of hand puppetry, which female masturbation often resembles.

Males - Named for the shame related to the act, comparable to that of puppetry. Males with a reputation for frequent masturbation may be referred to as "puppet master."
Jim- What are you doing this weekend?
Fred- I'm getting lucky with the ladyfriend. You?
Jim- I'm probably just gonna get some puppet lovin'.
Fred- Good luck with that, puppet master. Wash your hands.
by omnombomb September 3, 2010
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Puppetard

A person who has the intelligence quotient of a parrot, used by politicians to tout how great they are.
Puppetard: Hillary is the most honest and electable person running for president.
Dave: I wonder how long it took to train that puppetard to say electable.
Sara: I wonder how long it took for it to say and.
by Genghis flan September 1, 2016
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Fox-puppet

An angry complaining soul misinformed by sensationalist press.
Dear Fox-puppet, thank you for your email. Unfortunately...

Joe the Plumber was a total Fox-puppet.

Lou Dobbs was not suited to CNN; other channels are more appropriate for his attempts to create Fox-puppets.
by Lou Dobbs Ex-CNN November 13, 2009
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minge puppet

a woman that is most commonly sought after for her vagina
I turned that girl into my dirty little minge puppet
by bigcockfratelli February 14, 2012
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Angry puppet

When a woman is fingering a man's asshole and perforates the anal wall, moving her fingers forward onto the penile canal, allowing her to use him as a puppet.
I heard Jessica gave Ben an angry puppet andnone of the other boys wanted to play with him afterwards.
by blackoutminion June 8, 2014
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