A fuck puppet is something that you use when you dont have a partner to have sex with. Examples:
Female fuck puppets doorknob, broomstick, cleverly shaped hand, hairbrush, pencil, phone antenna, lightbulb, spatula, fork, safety scissors (perfect if u want a BETTER orgasm)
Male fuck puppets coffee cup, apple pie, canoli, pencil sharpener (for the less fortunate), carton of milk
As you can see, woman have a wider variety of fuck puppets. Make sure to try a fuck puppet!!
Female fuck puppets doorknob, broomstick, cleverly shaped hand, hairbrush, pencil, phone antenna, lightbulb, spatula, fork, safety scissors (perfect if u want a BETTER orgasm)
Male fuck puppets coffee cup, apple pie, canoli, pencil sharpener (for the less fortunate), carton of milk
As you can see, woman have a wider variety of fuck puppets. Make sure to try a fuck puppet!!
by Stephdizzle August 22, 2004
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The act of masturbation. The implications of the term vary depending on gender.
Females - Named for the semblance to the methods of hand puppetry, which female masturbation often resembles.
Males - Named for the shame related to the act, comparable to that of puppetry. Males with a reputation for frequent masturbation may be referred to as "puppet master."
Females - Named for the semblance to the methods of hand puppetry, which female masturbation often resembles.
Males - Named for the shame related to the act, comparable to that of puppetry. Males with a reputation for frequent masturbation may be referred to as "puppet master."
Jim- What are you doing this weekend?
Fred- I'm getting lucky with the ladyfriend. You?
Jim- I'm probably just gonna get some puppet lovin'.
Fred- Good luck with that, puppet master. Wash your hands.
Fred- I'm getting lucky with the ladyfriend. You?
Jim- I'm probably just gonna get some puppet lovin'.
Fred- Good luck with that, puppet master. Wash your hands.
by omnombomb September 3, 2010
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Puppetard: Hillary is the most honest and electable person running for president.
Dave: I wonder how long it took to train that puppetard to say electable.
Sara: I wonder how long it took for it to say and.
Dave: I wonder how long it took to train that puppetard to say electable.
Sara: I wonder how long it took for it to say and.
by Genghis flan September 1, 2016
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Joe the Plumber was a total Fox-puppet.
Lou Dobbs was not suited to CNN; other channels are more appropriate for his attempts to create Fox-puppets.
Joe the Plumber was a total Fox-puppet.
Lou Dobbs was not suited to CNN; other channels are more appropriate for his attempts to create Fox-puppets.
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Get the minge puppet mug.When a woman is fingering a man's asshole and perforates the anal wall, moving her fingers forward onto the penile canal, allowing her to use him as a puppet.
I heard Jessica gave Ben an angry puppet andnone of the other boys wanted to play with him afterwards.
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