Leukemia pubes

Leukemia pubes. Loo-ke-me-a Pew-buz.

When someone has shaved or waxed their man patch or lady bush so that there is no longer any hair. so it looks like their genital hair has had chemo therapy or radiation treatments.

" I was out with my friend Sean, we had an ebony and ivory casting call..I went home with this little hooker I met at the goat hill tavern ..when I got her pants off I noticed she had leukemia pubes.. jackpot!!"

by Salient1503 April 24, 2010

Existential pubes

It is what it is...

BARACK OBAMA: What's yo hella shit all about, bro?
Me: Existential Pubes.
BARACK OBAMA: God-dayum, far the mothafuckin-hell out...

by ctfd June 27, 2014

pube-stache

n. v. Pyoo'bstash An act involving the sexual union of one's face to a partner's unshaven and recently naired genitals, wherebye irrattic movement betwixt mouth and pubic area dislodges weakened hair follicles which then bind to one's face in the form of a mustache and/or beard.

1- "Monica and me tried something new last night... have you ever heard of a pube-stache?"

2- "I passed out on Katie-Sue's couch yesterday night and woke up with a gnarly pube-stache"

3- "Where the hell were you last night?" - "I was at your mother's trying on a pube-stache"

by Petorius Longinus February 4, 2008

pube nut

A curly hair 'do' which has a very high resembelance to pubes

'Hey dude you have such a pube nut'

by BOOP BOOPER September 27, 2006

Pubes in Batter

Onion bhaji

mmmm, i just love to eat pubes in batter

by Maddog May 22, 2004

butt pube

Any body who has just done the most retarded thing that in someway has affected you, or made fun of you.

"hey dude, I just burned this joint in your room, now it hella smells. Is that bad?"

"Yes it is you BUTT PUBE. My mom sleeps in there. Now im gonna get on hella trouble."

by poqwer September 25, 2007

Pube Goober

Semen caught in a tangle of pubic hair which has since dried and entered a gelatin like state.

i had to cut out like three pube goober with the kitchen scissors

by Jimboli December 2, 2010