Procrastinatrix

Where the lines of reality and procrastination are blurred - A reality of which you no longer recognise what is productive and what is procrastination.

I spent 4 hours watching Youtube videos. It started out with lectures and I ended up watching interviews with psychopaths. Its too easy to slip into the Procrastinatrix these days.

by The Procrastinatrix March 26, 2018

Procrastipainting

The act of doing absolutely anything other than starting your DIY paint project.

“Honey, you need to stop procrastipainting and actually paint that bedroom like you said you would!”

“Those swatches have been taped to our kitchen wall for over 3 months now. Don't procrastipaint away another weekend.”

by Glidden November 28, 2018

Procrastinol

A yet to be created mass produced drug, designed to keep individuals in a constant state of inactivity whilst simultaneously enthusing about their potential future.

I tried Prozac but I like Procrastinol better. It's way less busy.

by Poopwords January 8, 2019

procrastifart

When you put off taking a shit for so long that your farts go from smelling like typical gas to just pure shit as the air upon release passes over and around a gigantic turd.

Who the fuck just shit themselves?? "Sorry, that was me. It was just a procrastifart. I'm good."

by Bobby the Bug Man August 25, 2020

Procrastivities

Activities you do to procrastinate from the what you should be doing!

Mom, I can't do my homework, I am doing procrastivities. OR I would have cleaned the house, but you know I was doing procrastivities instead.

by Mommallamma January 19, 2021

Procrastination

You, you are the definition of procrastination. All you do is play video games and sit on a shoddy couch eating chips that slowly clod your arteries. You do so little to try and better yourself, and in turn you live a sad depressing life. You get no wife, no friends, no money and no fulfillment, you sad excuse of a human being

you have procrastinated so long in your life that you don't even know what it means to improve, procrastination is ruining your life.

by Nikeyin333 March 26, 2022

Procrastinibbles

You have lots to do, so you decide to make yourself a snack instead. You're not even that hungry.

Noun:

1. the need to eat a snack to postpone doing something you're suppose to do
"I got the procrastinibbles, that house work will have to wait"

2. the food you eat to postpone doing something you're supposed to do
"the house is untidy and my emails are unread, and I am on my second lot of procrastinibbles"

"I wrote up my to-do list and then found I had a serious case of the procrastinibbles".

by DanWord December 22, 2022