Micro-processing

the process of only processing a portion of what a person is saying.

"Say again, I was micro-processing."
"You'll have to speak slowly around her, she's a micro-processor."
"His A.D.D. self will micro-process everything said by a chick with size c tits or larger."

by Bo Webber the ORIGINAL WebHead January 29, 2018

Penetration Proclamation

An action in which a large group of males get together and get each other's dicks in their asses to form a line. The line becomes a spiral in which the innermost person busts a nut into the second person. The second person busts a nut in the third person and it keeps going. The semen builds up so much that by the time it gets to the outermost person, all the semen is freed from the Penetration Proclamation, hence the "proclamation" in Penetration Proclamation.

Richard: Hey remember the Penetration Proclamation we all did last weekend?
Dick: Yeah, why?
Richard: There was so much semen that it flooded Billy's house!
Dick: Oh yeah that was fun!

by goldenmario52 June 11, 2018

Audio Processing Disorder

Its basically pretty hard to understand what people are saying

Hey
Im good thanks
I said hey..
Sorry i have Audio Processing Disorder i can mishear stuff easily

by vbzy20 November 17, 2018

rice propelled motherfucker

An Asian propelled by rice as if he/she were a Suzuki.

A gook can survive on a single shot glass of rice for a week. Now that's one rice propelled motherfucker!

by Gookstacker May 10, 2019

Blasting porcelain

Alternate version of "break the porcelain" as an action. When one poops with the fury of the gods, to metaphoricly blast the toilet apart.

Chad: Where's John?
Stacey: He's in the shitter blasting porcelain after he had all those jalapeño poppers.

by SovietRooshuh August 11, 2019

Thermopylae Processing (Computing)

When a computing process is hung up on one process before it can continue towards the full range; all other processes are waiting for a single process to finish.

Nah, bro. I can't go to the park, and/or play soccer, and/or have myself a bronie party, till I finish cleaning my room. It's a 'Thermopylae processing (Computing)' structure. And those fine ladies dislike the low throughput...

by Old man Biff May 29, 2020

dew process

Da right to be forewarned dat your valuables will get dampened if left outdoors overnight.

Schools should practice "dew process" --- i.e., inform their students dat drinking citrus soda will **not act** as a contraceptive --- in their sex-ed classes, as well.

by QuacksO June 26, 2021