World Series Of Poker Bracelet winner and all-around badass Jeff Carris does not have problems like the rest of us. His problems are problems most people would love to have. A Jeff Carris Problem is not a problem, but rather a decision between two or more badass options.

For example: Jeff Carris might have to decide if it's worth his time to have sex with a mega-hot stripper. Would he rather get a lap dance while playing Call of Duty or Boom 20 K in a couple hours.

"I don't know if I want the Bugatti or the Ferrari. It's a total JCP."

Jeff Carris Problem (JCP)

Jeff Carris Problem (JCP) by autobrick January 26, 2010

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el problemo

the trollface's catchphrase

person 1: "Dude why the fuck would you say that?"
person 2: *posts image of a trollface with "el problemo?" under it*

el problemo by MasterDJRE February 28, 2021

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Problematic

A code word for anything considered to be politically incorrect by ZOG. Commonly used by professors, SJWs and other goyim slaves. It is used as a label to attack or isolate anyone or any idea that could challenge the anti-White dogma currently promulgated by western universities and media.

Girl 1: I stopped seeing that guy I met last month.
Girl 2: But why, you two were hitting it off!?
Girl 1: It turns out, he's a Nazi. Get this, he said that Whites shouldn't be replaced in their own countries.
Girl 2: Um, that sounds highly problematic!
Girl 1. I know. Don't worry, I've already reported him. I sent an e-mail to his boss and the insurance company he works at. With any luck he will be fired by the end of the week.

Girl 2: Right on!

Problematic by Carl Weathers August 1, 2022

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what the problem is

what happened how can i help you out of your ethical quagmire

yo why u walkin, what the problem is?

what the problem is by lil homie 1011 January 29, 2005

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