Prick

An asshole.

-Man, Dieter screwed me over yesterday.
-Really? What a prick!

by DickThePricker October 5, 2020

Prickness

So, when you get a lad that is cocky as fuck, 'taking baths' exactly 28 times a week and he's being sus with you all the time then craving love that's prickness.

'That's prickness, lad.'
'Total prickness.'

by Avery from discord LOL December 29, 2020

Prick

Someone who is a ass wiping, cock sucking, retarded fuck faced bitch who is a little cunt sucking dick weasel shit monkey. Or it is also known as a penis/dick/cock/cunt. Or it means to poke a hole in something.

Verb =/= Prick: I would love to prick his/her face in.
Adj. =/= Prick: That guy/girl is such a prick!

by Multi Colored Psychopath May 23, 2015

prick test

when a lady pokes you 30 times and you see what swells

The lady at the desk offered to take me around back for a prick test

by dkflsllala December 29, 2018

Prick

I.X. Evol, the Gremlin Child™

Ian, you're the biggest prick I've met.

by Xaeb the 3rd June 1, 2023

Nice Prick

You say something to someone that's ever so slightly offense and then proceed to walk away with a side look and a giggle. They know its all in games and giggle back.

Patricia looked at a friend of hers and said, "awe you two have the same temperature - y'all should get married. Keep rona in the family.". Walked away knowing she shouldn't have said that, but was too good to not giggle at.

Friend looks back "you ass. How do you make something so serious into a funny? Nice prick status."

by #prickstatus April 23, 2020

poo prick

1. When your penis is covered in feces after engaging in anal sex.

2. When you are engaged in anal sex and a sharp turd pricks the tip of your penis.

Dude, have you been swallowing sunflower seed shells again? I just got poo pricked!

by Jack Atrophy August 6, 2022