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polishing a tomato

It's when you grab your scrotum in such a way as to constrict and expose the testicles so that they may resemble a tomato while your partner then proceeds to "polish" the "tomato" be it with tongue, appendage, feather, etc., etc..
If you're polishing a tomato I'll give you a moan of pleasure.
by PutterPutterNutterButter July 13, 2016
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ball polisher

Basically a person who enjoys spit-shining balls. Ball polishers get very angry if you call them a polisher. Polish=life.
That person is a ball polisher.
by Behsg June 1, 2016
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pearl polisher

1. A machine or individual who polishes pearls.

2. A person who enjoys licking and/or rubbing the clitoris of another female.
Ex.1

"Wow. Not even a scratch! That pearl polisher works like a charm."

Ex.2

"Hey Jackson, have you seen Mick?"

"Last time I saw him, he and Rachel went upstairs. Probably going down on her like he always does."

"What a pearl polisher."
by FunkyCunk December 22, 2019
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Polish earplug

A sexual act when during a blow job, a male ejaculates and instead of swallowing, a partner collects and deposits the semen into the male’s ear canal like a warm, wet Willy.
That bitch Karen from Accounts Receivable gave me a polish earplug!
by Karen’s clan February 22, 2020
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Polish Goodmorning

When you get woken up in the morning with fellatio and after nutting in her mouth, she washes it down with a shot of Vodka.
Yeah man the first date went way better than expected. I stayed over and she woke me up with a Polish Goodmorning.
by Anjelich August 18, 2020
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polish chad

Someone who is undeniably a chad
And is from Poland.
Hey who's that guy?

Oh, hes Brajan, Hes a Polish Chad.

Ah...
by NotBrajan... October 17, 2020
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Polish the meat

When its just you and your right hand (unless youre a lefty) and you get in a good mood, and just let your Jesus juices fly
Jimmy's girlfriend left him, so he was just left to "Polish the meat"
by Daboyyyy August 24, 2013
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