Mangled Poon Per Hour

A unit of measure for describing the amount of poon one is receiving. Commonly refered to as MPH (the per is not counted) Derived from poon per hour, the mangled creates a recognizable acronym.

The MPH scale is from 0 to 6, 6 being a fuck fest, 0 being a virgin. Most lie between.

Oh man, he is getting so much pussy, his Mangled Poon Per Hour is at least a 5.

My Mangled Poon Per Hour just went up a notch if you know what I mean.

by theeyeofthetiger September 15, 2010

sarah poonam

always and the only true beauty of all beauty, even when she declines me.

person 1: "i want a diamond"

person 2: "erm sarah poonam isnt cheap, shes rare"

by nonstopstalker February 2, 2021

Quest For Poon

The sacred quest every man must embark on to acquire the holy poon, or in other words, a girls pussy. Many fail in this quest but those who succeed discover riches beyond their wildest dreams

John was determined to acquire Jennys pussy, thus so he set out on the Quest For Poon.

by Timmy097 July 24, 2006

poon gobbler

A person who consumes vast quantities of poontangs (has had sex many man many many times)

That little kid on the drama team is a such a poon gobbler! He gets 5 or 10 ladies a night!

by Beachums May 13, 2006

poon packet

a nice tight, well looked after vagina

she has a beautiful little poon packet

by you know boy August 1, 2008

Poonado

A foul explosion of poo that leaks out of clothing.

My daughter had a poonado and it exploded out if her onsie getting her back and hair covered in feces.

by SomervilleRocks July 7, 2009

poon tunes

A song, album, or playlist that you put on when you're hooking up/getting laid to set the mood and/or drown out the noise.

Yo, I was gonna come over last night, but I heard Al Green coming from your room and knew not to go in. That's better than a tie on the door at this point.

Yeah man, he's got the best poon tunes. There's nothing like some soul when you're hittin the meat hole.

by Everynameisbeingusedbysomeone December 20, 2010