Plato

A phalange cut presumedly from the foot of a corpse and worn around one’s neck with common household string. It is primarily worn for luck, as it serves no apparent utilitarian purpose.

Ted: Dude, is that a real toe around your neck?

Ralph: No, it's a Plato that I wear primarily for luck.

by Kate Sjostrand April 5, 2008

Plutocracy

Government controlled by the wealthiest members of a society, usually through stealth. Money buys legislators and bureaucrats and is used to dupe voters through movements asserted to be conservative.

Conservative movements using concepts of "retaining our liberties" and "taking back the government" are usually funded by the plutocracy.

by Plutriot January 7, 2013

plutocratic throwback

A person who refuses to accept the 2006 International Astronomical Union guidelines for the definition of a planet, which excludes Pluto.

"Jordan is a plutocratic throwback; she's so old that she thinks there are actually nine planets in our solar system."

by Cehrazad March 31, 2010

pluttiplu

To feel sorry for, oneself or others. Used insted of "poor you/me".

"I'm really drunk and now I'm sick.. "
- "aww.. pluttiplu"

by Maria N May 16, 2005

Platoner

A word to describe one mans affection to another manner in a purely platonic manner. A combination of platonic and boner.

I have a platoner for Jude Law

by zinho August 9, 2009

platonic kiss

A platonic kiss is a kiss between two people when one or more of the engaged parties is in a relationship and is trying to remain guilt-free whilst kissing other girls/guys.

No babe, it was totally just a platonic kiss, I swear, she doesn't mean anything!

by Defiant_Lover July 9, 2016

Plutorny

The establishment of a relationship between two people, usually a man and a woman, where a plutonic stance is taken, but it is natural for one to make the other horny on occasion.

Jason and I are in a plutornic relationship: we're just friends, but damn! when he plays rugby does it make me horny. Oh, the plutorny.

by Anna Bennie April 13, 2009