Phantom ring

The sensation of wearing a ring, felt between your fingers, except...you're no longer wearing the ring!

(Reaches down to twist ring nervously. Realizes it isn't there...)

"I just felt phantom ring."

by Marshmallowson November 22, 2017

phantom feces

Phantom feces is when you have to hold your poop for a long time because there is no place to go. But by the time you get to a toilet the poop is no longer there. It is a fantom feces.

"I have to poop so bad."
"Hold on dude, we will be home soon."

20 minutes later arriving at home, "you can go poop now."
"Oh I don't have to go anymore, it was phantom feces."

by StinkyTacoKisses December 2, 2017

phantom bruise

The uncanny phenomenon of unexplained bruises found on the body.

"Hey Jim, what's that bruise from?"
"It's a phantom bruise; noticed it yesterday."

by manic depresso May 9, 2018

phantom 3

Phantom 3 is the name of the drone series developed by DJI
Phantom 3 standard
Phantom 3 4k
Phantom 3 advanced
Phantom 3 pro
Phantom ? Se

Fag1: Hey dod wtf is that shit flying over that fucking shit
Fag2: Dumbass, that is a phantom 3
Fag:1 Oh shit, thx Fag1

by JuulKing March 8, 2018

Phantom-smol-dic

An occurrence that happens when a male with large hands thinks he has a small dick but then eventually realizes he has big hands.

Guy: I have a small dick.
Genuinely Nice Friend: Maybe you just have a phantom-smol-dic

by Mei-main June 1, 2018

PHantom Logger

An unknown person who purposely leaves large turds in the toilet without toilet paper indicating wiping of the anus. The goal is to horrify and repulse the person that finds the unflushed logs and has to flush them.

The phantom logger has struck again, I just found a massive log in the mens bathroom. The dirty fucker doesn't even wipe.

by James OQueefe July 5, 2018

Phantomelon

An absolute waste of space

Person 1: Hey you are a phantomelon
Person 2: So I'm a waste of space, eh?

by phantomelon July 8, 2018