parasciuc

someone who is losing hair, has a thicc booty and unmatched rizz.

synonym: Marcus

yo that guy is a parasciuc

by gomgomdacat May 23, 2023

parasitic shitdigger

An absolute nobody who looks for minor things to be upset about while taking advantage of others without contributing anything in return.

Person 1 is such a parasitic shitdigger.
Person 2: Yeah, he's useless.

by literal asshole August 2, 2024

Parasex

To have chromosomes of a gender yet being of the opposite gender.

“She has a parasex and doctors don't exactly know what she is.”

by anonymous August 14, 2024

Paposie

A great father

My dad is a Paposie.

by anonymous November 17, 2023

Paposie

A great father

My dad is a Paposie

by anonymous November 17, 2023

Parasitic Capacitance

Used as an excuse when practical results from electrical paraphernalia do not match theoretical expectations. Is also used as excuse for general problems.

The math states it should be 5.2 volts. But I am receiving a 512 V reading on multimeter. Must be parasitic capacitance.

by anonymous December 24, 2023

Parastratiosphecomyiastratioshecomyioides

A species of a soldier fly

Starry: Dude, ew, it's a stupid nat!

Cara: Actually it's a Parastratiosphecomyiastratioshecomyioides.

Starry: what.

by Starry!! December 27, 2023