-yo man, how was that new strip club you went to last night?
-dude, I couldn't even touch the girl I dropped $500 on. Next time I'm gonna make sure it's a petting zoo before I go!
-dude, I couldn't even touch the girl I dropped $500 on. Next time I'm gonna make sure it's a petting zoo before I go!
by CSCC September 11, 2012
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In hockey, to score a goal. Derived from an oft-repeated line from the film, The Silence of the Lambs, as uttered by the character Buffalo Bill: "It puts the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again. It puts the lotion in the basket."
"Jagr leads the team in scoring, but Lemieux is no slouch at putting the lotion in the basket either."
"Iginla breaks away, dekes left....and puts the lotion in the basket! His 20th of the season."
"Iginla breaks away, dekes left....and puts the lotion in the basket! His 20th of the season."
by Nat Turner September 14, 2008
Get the Putting the lotion in the basket mug.Gently stroking of your own genitals as foreplay to masturbation or because you can not, for whatever reason, masturbate at the time and still desire an erection
"I was with Dick and he just started petting the dog."
"I wish Samantha would pet my dog, I've got a great dane."
"I wish Samantha would pet my dog, I've got a great dane."
by Garry Larson November 12, 2011
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Girl: Why don't you calm the fuck down! I'm putting my face on.
Girl: Why don't you calm the fuck down! I'm putting my face on.
by catfish2124 September 26, 2013
Get the putting my face on mug.Person A: Are we still on for the movies tomorrow?
Person B : I'm putting you off till tuesday because I have a doctors appointment
Person B : I'm putting you off till tuesday because I have a doctors appointment
by yoloyolo5454545 October 14, 2013
Get the putting you off mug.1) To apply extremely limited resources to resolve massive problems. 2) To try to fix an extremely large problem, usually caused by some idiot (ie. your boss) that you are expected to pull some fairy dust out of your ass to fix.
Eric: What's going on man?
Bryan: Cleaning up this mess Antonia made.
Eric: Nothing you can't handle.
Bryan: Hardly. I will be putting bandaids on bullet wounds trying to keep this shit from going South.
Bryan: Cleaning up this mess Antonia made.
Eric: Nothing you can't handle.
Bryan: Hardly. I will be putting bandaids on bullet wounds trying to keep this shit from going South.
by blckexec January 24, 2015
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