Waiting for Santa to come

When Dave and Andrew went to bed with the light on

"Are they awake?"

" Nope, they're waiting for Santa to come"

by Waiting for Santa to come June 19, 2021

Wait...what?

That thing when you're not sure if you're right or wrong, but you know you're definitely confused

Joshua: So, did you have a good night with me, m'lady, *props himself up with one arm*
Sarah: I'm actually a man, *Rips of fake boobs to reveal muscles*
Joshua: That's even better
Sarah: wait...what?

by Gem's_definition March 17, 2024

Wait!

SCAPHISM! THAT'S IT!!! THAT'S how I'll survive the next 6 days without food! SCAPHISM!

Hym "Wait! I have honey! I can stuff myself with honey and because it's nutrient-rich I will survive until Thursday! Yes! Hurray scaphism!!!"

by Hym Iam June 15, 2025

wait

Yes

Unfortunately

I cannot

wait

forever

by Krkič November 10, 2019

Legend wait for it dairy

Said by the greatest tag team in wrestling

Did you see Jake Cage and Jay Evans last night

Yeah they were legend wait for it dairy

by Gtsthewolf October 16, 2021

Bating and waiting

V. Act of masturbating while waiting for a sexual parter to show up.

Dude: Hey, man didn't you say you were gonna get some asstonight?

Dude 2: Yeah, but don't worry about her. I got her bating and waiting

by Noizey December 6, 2015

try wait

hawaii pidgeon to tell someone to hold on

brah try wait fast kine I doing someting

by ktowntrash November 25, 2023