Ah Tits

Same meaning as ah shit its just a younger slang way to say it.

Ah Tits I forgot to bring my stuff for the trip.

by a7789 March 08, 2009

Perky Tits

When your nipples are hard and you tits don't sag

Lacey's tits were so fucking perky when she fingered herself in math!!!I fucking love Perky Tits

by DawnWhyhanIsHornyAF June 09, 2015

table tits

A woman's breasts that are so large that she actually rests them on the table at a restaurant to avoid back pain.

He had to push her table tits out of the way to get to the cheese dip.

by November5 September 22, 2006

Powder Tits

A girl who places powder on, between, and under her tits because she's fat and needs to absorb the sweat in between her tits and her first roll. Most noticeable on women of a darker complexion.

When I got a look at that bitch's powder tits, I put my dick back in my pants and got out of the car.

by Murray's chubby April 20, 2007

Tit Queen

A chick who is defined by her very large, sexy tits. Most Tit Queens are young and stacked and just love showing off their huge tits to tease guys.

"Look at Pam, that Tit Queen, showing off those big tits of hers!"

by Franklin Mint February 01, 2004

Slipple Tit

A female whose nipple has become elongated making her breasts look like a birdie from badminton.

I was sexing this girl up and she bust out her tits and I was like 'nah-get away slipple tits' and then I found 20 bucks.

by Tom de Wolffe January 01, 2009

tit scrubbers

A tit scrubber is a person(s) who is defined by their actions or in this case lack of actions. This term is a noun, verb, and adjective. A tit scrubber will try and insert themselves into anothers hard work, giving tips on how to get the job done, however accomplishing nothing (imagine person the Irish Spring commercials all clean and lathered, never getting dirty, all the while scrubbing their tit).

noun: look at that group of investigators,have they done anything constructive or even charged anyone? What a bunch of "tit scrubbers"

verb: hey where are those crack investigators to this problem? Oh they are busy with the rigors of "tit scrubbing".

adjective: while everyone was hard at work getting dirty, Jeremy was relaxing in the warm shower, getting his body lather up with sensitive skin soap to stay fresh and clean maintaining a rhythmic motion while being a tit scrubber

by krodes November 05, 2011