angry ninja

The girl is on her back with her legs on top of the man's shoulders. As he cums, he throws sand (or any other fine granule...such as ground coffee) into her eyes. When she finally rubs it away, he is gone. Only then will she know the wrath of the angry ninja!
Matt: I met this bitch in a bar last night and we went back to her place to fuck.
Joe: What happened?
Matt: In the middle of it, she asked what I was doin' tommorrow!
Joe: What'd you do?
Matt: I blew my load my load on her face and gave her the angry ninja!
Joe: Nice.
by the wrath of the ninja May 21, 2008
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Ninja Bathroom

A secreted bathroom, typically in a large and winding house that one can dump like a truck in with enough getaway time to not be caught. Also ideal for hiding.
"Who raped the Ninja Bathroom?"
"Pork and bean night, shouldve been faster. Hey where the fuck is Al P?
by T_low June 09, 2010
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water ninja

Death by water ninja
by VAW666 January 03, 2009
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Marijuana Ninja

One who smokes in more private and secluded areas then a regular stoner. Knows how to successfully smoke indoors or sketchy areas without getting faded.
"I'm so ninja when i smoke" - Me
"Your a fucking Marijuana Ninja." - Jealous Friend
by P.O.L. Masta December 08, 2011
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Lung Ninja

A stoner game in which you have 12 throwing knives, 4 throwing stars, and 1 tomahawk. What you do is take a big hit off a pipe, and hold it in, throw all of the items listed above before you exhale. If you do exhale before all the items are thrown, you cant throw any more. You add all of the points and thats what you receive. The goal is to throw all the items and get the highest score while you get the highest.
I played lung ninja yesterday and won. I also had a bad case of the munchies.
by xXBoogaXx September 17, 2012
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Ninja Drop

An exclamation of satisfaction with one's self for having caught something just dropped.
Though ninjas obviously never drop anything, this is how they would drop things (and what they would proclaim) if they were capable of doing so.
The feelings of alertness and dexterity associated with the drop/catch action preceding the "Ninja Drop!" stand
in stark contrast to the inattention and clumsiness that led to the exclamation in the first place.
by CainFang September 27, 2010
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Legal ninja

A term used to describe a highly skilled attorney.
Tuna: I heard you got busted with some blow and are looking at 5 years bro.

George: Don’t worry, I’ll be ok. My attorney is a legal ninja.
by Lawdog April 09, 2020
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