finger farming

planting your fingers where they don't belong. cultivating a woman not in your possession.

the girlfriend said to the boyfriend "you go finger farming around we are done!".

by bob1000 December 3, 2009

AFK Farm

A setup in a video game that allows a player to amass items without doing anything. Often associated with the game Minecraft.

I built an AFK farm for sugarcane to run overnight.

by Mattjod July 29, 2021

Dairy Farm

Sweat shops comprised of rows of women hooked up to breast pumps to produce breast milk for body builders in the early 90s.

Joshua: Hey Mike, did you swing by the Dairy Farm?

Mike: Hell yeah brah. I got the breast milk. Will you spot my bench?

Joshua: Totally bro.

by MattSicko November 17, 2020

Farming awws

Trying to get a group of people to find you cute or feels sympathy for you through mildly manipulative tactics.

Craig, after being called out in front of some hot chicks: But...my mom died when i was young and my father is a alcoholic :(

hot chicks: poor thing :(

josh: dude, stop farming awws

by thinasadime February 12, 2021

farming and grinding

doing the same meaningless and/or subjectively meaningless activity or activities over and over again, without any productive result

mother : Dillon, are you farming and grinding again? I mean in terms of coming home from school and playing computer games instead of doing homework, and then being disappointed about your grades?

Dillon: Lol, farming and grinding is actually the key to the biological survival of any species, including humans, because, we humans, are creatures of habit.

mother: yes, but if you know that what you are doing is going to kill you, you either die off, or adapt if i may put my rant in biological perspective for you. That's the moral of the fable for you for today.

by Sexydimma November 19, 2013

farm fun

Where a farmer and his lady resort to sex at a farm location in most cases a tractor. Farmer gets completely naked as does his lady however, he puts his boots back on for maximum grip and foot protection to ensure maximum penetration.

Did you hear joe and stephanie ditched the party last night for a little farm fun on his dad's John Deere?

by Thefarmboygettinit February 7, 2014

culinary farm

A farm that works directly with chefs at nearby restaurants to raise or grow animals or produce specifically for the restaurants' seasonal menu. Contrast with farms that grow for farmer's market and/or CSA sales.

They run a culinary farm: they don't sell at market, only to restaurants.

by king dáin April 14, 2013