Stepping on my dick

When someone hates on your success in front of you

Joe found out I got a raise and started stepping on my dick

by Those guys on a road trip May 29, 2024

Gristle on my dick

When gristle is applied to the genital area

Yo she put gristle on my dick

by Hdrizzle July 5, 2022

stuck my dick in the yak

I put my dick in a very difficult situation

I don't know if I want to date her yet, I kind of stuck my dick in the yak with this one

by a_dibax11 September 2, 2016

My dick

Something that is relatively large in size

My dick is so hard right now that it hurts!

by XX_GAYBOY2019_XX April 27, 2019

Suck my dick

Girls say it all the time

No, suck my dick

by Bboooommboom March 11, 2020

stepping on my dick

Screwing up over and over.

If I don't stop stepping on my dick, I'm going to get fired.

by Dude from 'dena August 4, 2016

lick my dick

its like kiss my ass or taste me cock except its licking and your dick

Timmy: HAHA YOUR MOM'S IN JAIL
Oliver: well uh,
lick my dick
Timmy: no u
Oliver: you want me to lick my dick?
Timmy: uhhh
Oliver: that's what I thought motherfucker
Timmy: fuckin' asshole
Oliver: hmm I thought you were a bitch
Timmy: *does suicide*

by I-ready more like I-not-ready April 21, 2022