jesus

only way to heaven even if u dislike Him and this post
(probably because He stands for the truth and you dont)

Jesus is the judge! Have faith in His shed blood, so that you also have Him as the lawyer!

by HereComesDatSlav January 06, 2022

Jesus

also referred to as Jesus of Nazareth, is the central figure of Christianity, whom the teachings of most Christian denominations hold to be the Son of God. Christianity regards Jesus as the awaited Messiaof the Old Testament and refers to him as Jesus Christ; The savior of all humanity; died for our sins to save us; son of Mary; son of our Lord

Jesus saved us from our signs by dying on the cross

by Mk.fts April 30, 2015

Jesus

Jesus (noun) is a Messiah like figure in Christianity and other religions. In popular culture, he can be either a zombie, a raptor, or a Jew.
The plural for more than one Jesus is Jesii.

'Jesus will save you!'
'No...Jesii will save you!'

by Haratac October 26, 2008

Jesus

A name used for many hispanics but besides that, Jesus is a very loving and charming man. He most likely has a big dong. As most latinos do. Jesus will steal your girl and he will make that girl feel like she's the luckiest women in the world.

Hey I thought she was dating Ben ?

No Jesus took her.

Damn I wish I was him

by TheDefinerOfKids February 12, 2019

jesus

A guy who probably never existed. Had a miraculous life and miraculous events at his death which nobody ever noticed until they were written down 30-60 years after the events

jesus follower: My jesus is the best attested person in human history
historian : cite the historical sources
jesus follower: *runs the other way*

by Samuraigamer June 19, 2015

Jesus

A dumbass beaner that has no life and plays a shit game like fortnite 24/7

Jesus, stop playing fortnite and play a good game like fifa

by Mooky Piotr October 22, 2018

Jesus

I hate you because you put your family first.

I hate you because your smile is the only thing I think about.

I hate you because you have respect for anyone you think deserves it.
I hate you because you let me know how much you love me everyday.
I hate you because the fact that you live across the street from me makes me feel that we are meant to be.
I hate you because you haven't once thought about choosing over your family or me.
I hate you because you were there when I needed someone to step up for me.
I hate you because I love you to much to let you go.
I hate you because you make me feel like I'm the only girl for you.
I hate you because you always pass by my house and look at the window.
I hate you because you put in the effort to make a good appearance on everything.
I hate you because I'm deeply in love with you.

Jesus what more do I have to say.

by Breanna_is_Breanna May 02, 2020