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Noah

Noah is a guy that can be cool at times, likes to play a lot of games but can get super annoying. Most guys called Noah have an extreme case of obesity but are slowly losing the pounds, or so they say. Spends way too much money on useless things such as fake money and weird action figures.
You say Noah the other day, nah man who's Noah?
by lmaoking47 October 9, 2017
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4 letter Word for Loud Orphaned Turtles, Used in Canadian Scrabble (Noun)
The building went up in flames like Noah's hopes and dreams.
by Insert chickens February 21, 2018
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A candian man who constantly beats his dick to hentai and plays fortnite with traps. Is from Canada but now is an American fuckboy with sideburns and off-brand gucci.
American
"That is one icy nigger right there."

Canadian
"Keep him we don't want him anymore."

Noah
"Nigger"
by An_American_AntifaMember March 13, 2018
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A guy who eats pizza with cum on it, and chocolate milk that people dip their sweaty balls in.

Also a guy who dickeats your wrestling coach named Bru.
That dude need to stop dickeating coach, he’s such a Noah.
by Chilli cheese dude January 27, 2018
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The supper Jewish kid in your grade that thinks he's the shit. He is a total try hard and has no idea where his life is going. His testicles are the sizes of edamame.
That kid Noah has a huge nose and only wants attention.
by Pegasus23 January 30, 2018
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One hell of a hot guy. Will always love you and care for you. Has a massive dick and will never cease to please you in bed. Did i mention how attractive he is?
Girl: Wow, have you seen that guy Noah?

Girl 2: Of course I have! He's the hottest guy around!
Girl: I'm gonna try and ask him out.

Girl 2: You can try, but there's such a large amount of girls that want him. You might have a lot of trouble!
by JessSparkle01 October 16, 2019
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Hey shorty “Noah”
by Yo ugly man October 21, 2019
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