futured

when you get your tip tickled and booty lickled by a lowkey evil man thats gonna bec made into a tshirt

"Yo you hear that jupiter got futured?"
"yeah, but dw hes make sure the guy gets jupitered"

by JupiterCoyote September 9, 2024

If Katiuska Robles's Future Is The Angel Number 5305 And Avoiding Cystic Lesions Then I Kill Her For Anything If She Tries Anything, Full-Stop<Period`~`Punctuation>

Katiuska Robles's Future Is The Angel Number 5305 And Avoiding Cystic Lesions Then I Kill Her For Anything If She Tries Anything, Full-Stop<Period`~`Punctuation>

If Katiuska Robles's Future Is The Angel Number 5305 And Avoiding Cystic Lesions Then I Kill Her For Anything If She Tries Anything, Full-Stop<Period`~`Punctuation>

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 21, 2025

Future-rest

Future rest is a term most notably used in the Army for any amount of time consumed by an individual to rest, relax or sleep prior to an event that will cause you to tire i.e work details, guard or missions. Similar to a nap, it differs only in that future-rest is taken when previous knowledge of a future work related event is known.

Pvt.Joe: Hey, you want to go use the computers?
Spc.John: Nah, I'm going to get some future-rest before we have to fill some sandbags.

by PrivateSnuffy April 26, 2009

future

something you shouldn't be worried about. It might come, it might not so focus on now. Everything else don't matter.

future dropped a new album btw. This is the only future you should care about.

by cartIiiI February 6, 2022

Future Inmate

This is a racist term to refer to black people, as black people usually are the ones commiting crimes so this is saying that that person will be in prison soon.

Racist guy: HEY YOU! IT'S A FUTURE INMATE! DON'T ROB ME!
Tyrone: *calls his gang* There's a racist, help me take em down

by Ohh. Naggers, of course. January 25, 2025

act like future

“acting like future” means like you’re acting like the rapper “Future”. You usually use the term when you want to act tough and a player like Future.

“he tryna act like future”
“pov ur a lover girl forced to act like future”

by idkiwasbored01 November 21, 2023

Jack to the future

Accidentally masturbating to a picture of your grandmother

I don't want to be a porn star because I don't want my grand kids to jack to the future.

by Bitter Soup November 18, 2018