That’s just how the toilet flushes

How things turn out to be or come to be.

Synonym - that’s how the cookie crumbles

Joe - Why did today have to be the day she left me?!? Why!!!
Me - Man that’s just how the toilet flushes sometimes bro.

by Lucky2213 January 18, 2023

Royal Flush

When all the siblings in a family are queer.

Did you know that Sarah and her sister are both queer? That’s a Royal flush!

by PercyWercy April 5, 2023

Ghost Flush

This is the art of flushing ones toilet as soon as boo boo hits the water.This is done so that the person coming into the restroom won't know you stunk up the place.By flushing as Soon as the turds hit the water you smell no lingering funk,it's like you didn't go to the restroom.Hence the term Ghost Flush..

Josh this is work man,nobody wants to smell your insides.Ghost flush next time.

by Mybowelsarebetternow November 29, 2018

cluster flush

When a menopausal women has a serious of hot flushes in quick succession.

No I'm not sick, I'm just having a cluster flush.

by Mzmoli July 31, 2017

I’m finna flush

When someone says “ I’m finna flush ” they basically saying they gonna roasts you, ‘get on Your life’

Rylee: shut yo 1,2,3,4,5 head ahh boay

Zion: Wait hold up because now I’m finna flush

by theehazel March 6, 2019

Flush & Fly

When you don't have enough time to unclogg the toilet before you have to pee so when you flush you leave immediately and wash your hands in the kitchen sink

My friend had to pull a Flush & Fly before he got the his hazmat suit on to reenter the "battlezone"

by Niggerinthehood December 17, 2018

Shitty Flush

When your sibling flushes the toilet when you are in the showe. They tell you that shit is going to come out if you don’t shut it off, so you end up, wet and cold

My brother got me out of the shower with the shitty flush card

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 28, 2018