Minnesota Nice

To have a kind demeanor on the surface but in reality this person is plotting evil and plans on ruining your life for the betterment of themselves

"Hey bro...I asked my boss for a raise and he said we can discuss it more next week. I am excited!"
"Be careful man...that guy is a dick...he is just being Minnesota Nice to you...if your dog ends up murdered don't be surprised..."

by Truthdoctor November 25, 2014

nice save

When someone gets themselfs out of trouble, that they've gotten themselfs into

"And then I broke in....to my own house!"

"Nice save"

by Kiyasarin August 2, 2016

RUUULLLL NICE

This is a booty phrase commmonly used by many darker counterparts. Used by lighter counterparts it is generally used in jest.

Oh thats ruulllllll nice!

by dasbooty November 21, 2004

nice

aesthetically pleasing

She's got really nice tits. Not all that big -- just, nice.

by Paul Hornick July 15, 2003

NICE DUNKS

something moron suburbanites say when they see someone wearing any type of "old school" looking Nike sneakers regardless of what type of sneaker it really is.

dude, nice dunks!

uh...these are nike blazers n00b

by duncanville October 30, 2006

Nicapoop

A slightly retarded person that annoys everybody.

Jimmy: Yo do you see that kid annoying everybody
Bob: Yeah he's acting like such a nicapoop

by Tycoolkid September 8, 2016

nice

Used by men to describe all women in an offhanded way when expressing their real opinions will cause them great troubles. For example they could be under threat of being slapped and dumped by their girlfriends, or being punched and kicked into a pile by their buddies.

Example 1
Girlfriend: What is your impression of Nancy?
Boyfriend: (Long silence as he fights off the fantasy of being a drop of sweat that glided down her neck into her cleavage) Errrr, I think she's nice.
(Real opinion: I wish you have legs and nipples like hers.)

Example 2:
Peter: What do you think of my new girlfriend?
John: Hmmmm... I think she's nice.
(Real opinion 1: Oh god, she's smoking hot. I know who I'll be sleeping with when you go away for your next business trip.)
(Real opinion 2: She's such a loud bitch, how could you date a hag like this?)

by Dr. Fabulous May 21, 2004