spiked through the net

When your boy bums you so hard that the condom breaks when he busts in your booty.

Nate: Yo Andy, why's your booty dripping?
Andy: Awe Frick! Max must have spiked through the net again...
Max: Sure did Andy. Sure did.

by cuckfart October 13, 2020

MAGA-net

a person deliberately blocking traffic (typically referred to as a dumbass) to protest any and everything Trump says or does, causing them to automatically become magnetic to vehicles trying to go about their day, without unsolicited delay

I was on my way to work when I was stopped by a group of MAGA-nets blocking the intersection. My car was automatically attracted to the MAGA-net, which promptly cleared my path as the bounced off my bumper and quarter panels like balls in a pinball machine.

by anonymous November 13, 2025

Orange Netting

A disappointment after some buildup, or the realization that something really cool at first is actually lame after a short while. Something that everyone thought was going to be fire but was just kinda mid

Yeah man the first couple of episodes were awesome but they ran out of ideas and now it's just orange Netting.

by Sir Isaac Hunt January 1, 2024

net talker

someone who solely talks on the Internet but will never actually do that shit in person

username2527: ur a fat ugly pig and I could punch you

username6756:: stop being a net talker a do that shit

by drakeandnickibelong September 14, 2023

a**h**e safety-net

A.k.a. "a**h**e insurance". Refers to where you habitually bring a really intolerably-obnoxious human along with you on potentially-dangerous excursions, such as on an airline-trip, into battle or a "bad" part of town, on a road-trip through natural-disaster areas like flooding or rock-slides, into a hazardous-materials area, etc., to better your own chances of survival. The theory behind this practice, of course, is that whenever there is a widespread catastrophe or other mass-annihilation incident, statistically the "nice" folks are usually the ones who get killed, while the super-nasty inhabitants in the disaster-area invariably seem to escape with little or no injury. So the obvious conclusion would be that if you "keep your friends close and your enemies even closer" (i.e., always stay right next to the acridly-antisocial hombre who's accompanying you), the Fate gods --- who apparently like and favor the mean folks, since they always seem to spare them --- will be hesitant to allow anything harmful to occur in your vicinity, since they would not want to risk harming or killing one of their precious meanie-jerks, as well. Simple, but effective, and a lot cheaper and more reliable than buying death/accident-insurance.

The concept of the "a**h**e safety-net" is nothing new --- it's actually just kinda the reverse of taking hostages: while the latter involves keeping desirable people close to you so that their fellow humans will not send bullets or bombs your way for fear of hurting their abducted loved ones, the former strategy also utilizes the "human shield" concept, but in the exact opposite way... no respectable human being would give a rat's a** if your cranky-natured companion were eliminated ("Good riddance!"), but the Gods of Fate would indeed wish to maintain the well-being of such miscreant, and so they will feel forced to let you live on, as well.

by QuacksO July 23, 2019

3th december-no gay e-net day

u can go as far a gay as u want in 3th december by online

Me: can i fuck u in e-sex
friend: no im not gay and plus not american and plus not 7yr
Me: its 3th december 3th december-no gay e-net day u can go as gay as u want with no being homo

by Iamdongo December 3, 2023

net fien

When people of random social sections asks questions in which you literally spend either four seconds to hours to even days trying to find the answer which causes you to have to need your mobile device to find answers online, books magazines and catalogs physically does not count as the proper answers to many variables.

Blank you write the answer. Or net fien it.

by Catchthat August 10, 2024