Suck my dick

Suck my dick

Suck my dick

by You’re mom April 3, 2019

suck my dick you faggot!

First coined my the actor Jonah Hill against a photographer who was harassing him,

"suck my dick you faggot!" is a simple and convenient phrase to use against anyone who annoys you in any situation.
Whether it's that door to door salesman, a Jehovah witness, that idiot colleague at work. There are endless possibilities. You can even spice it up a. bit by saying "Suck my dick you fucking queer eyed gay faggot poofter" to add that extra punch when you now they are definitely gay.

At the Sydney Mardi Gras: Police officer: "I'm sorry sir, the road is closed for the parade, you'll have to turn around and drive another way."
You say: Suck my dick you faggot!

by de-pube May 11, 2024

My juicy dick

A nice desert 👍

My juicy dick is tasty! Wanna have some?

by Fang is cool October 6, 2022

My Dick Long And It Is Called <5`~`3/7-8`~`7/`~`7-8>

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by BicicletaRusa April 12, 2025

My dick

Too small

We all know it

My dick:

Jannie: DO NOT date Peter. His dick is so Tiny.
Katheline: Ok, I'll pass.

by undeadly deadly dead November 15, 2018

lick my dick

its like kiss my ass or taste me cock except its licking and your dick

Timmy: HAHA YOUR MOM'S IN JAIL
Oliver: well uh,
lick my dick
Timmy: no u
Oliver: you want me to lick my dick?
Timmy: uhhh
Oliver: that's what I thought motherfucker
Timmy: fuckin' asshole
Oliver: hmm I thought you were a bitch
Timmy: *does suicide*

by I-ready more like I-not-ready April 21, 2022

MY DICK

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by pp slapper May 9, 2023