Roid Monkey

A person who has been using steroids for a long time and consequently has smaller testes and a short fuse. Generally on some competitive team or another, you see this type slavishly adoring the man with the biggest pecs at the local GNC store or muscle gym. Generally displays clouded thought processes, is quick to anger, and has trouble expressing himself eloquently (all known examples are male). Known to beat family members or significant others. Should be considered armed and dangerous.

"That's not a strategically shaved chimp flinging poo, that's a Roid Monkey....flinging poo."

by T.R.I. February 14, 2006

monkey shit

putty material that is used for filling in gaps.

Put some more monkey shit in that stuffing tube.

by STGC Fountaine February 14, 2005

retarded monkey

The standard by which math classes are graded. If you can't beat the retarded monkey, do you really think you're going to pass?

Student 1) What did you get on your test score, man?
Student 2) 36/100.
Student 1) Man, the retarded monkey got a 63, what the hell were you doing?

by Icbat December 9, 2008

Dance monkey

That annoying song made by Tones and I that gets overplayed on the radio and tv commercials. It's basically the radio version of Baby Shark.

Person 1: Yo, have you heard that new song named Dance Monkey
Person 2: Yeah, that song is annoying as hell, maybe as annoying as Baby Shark.

by CrazyCockatoo2003 February 3, 2020

pole monkey

A lineman for an electric utility or telephone company

They're either in CWA or IBEW

by federalq2b September 27, 2004

Wet Monkey

Wet = moist Monkey = female genitalia Wet Monkey = moist vagina due to sexual arousal.

As soon as he started kissing me I got a wet monkey.

by Bobbi.mywetmonkey October 29, 2009

Beer Monkey

n. Mythical Simian like creature that magicly appears during the middle of the night to Ruffle your hair, shit in your mouth and nick $50 out of your wallet while you sleep. Often visits after you duck out on a Friday night for a few "bevvies" with the boys.

And I'd just nipped out for a few quiet beers with boys and the next thing you know I wake up with a hangover and the "Beer Monkey's" paid me a visit!

by Daxxler January 23, 2003