Modern Rikes

A proper noun referring to a pedophile or one who has an obsession over little ones. He creates content, hiding the fact that he obsesses over little kids.

"yo modern rikes who do you like?"
"Kids."

by beatmeateater124 July 18, 2024

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pre-est modernism

When God was thinking about creating Himself; as far from postest modernism as 3 superlative terms.

Pre-est modernism is the only concept as equally offensive to both Christians as it is to atheists.

by PoonForce2 February 18, 2010

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modern-day cigarettes

Pejorative slang for sitting for prolonged periods of time

I can't believe I've been binge-watching for six hours straight—talk about modern-day cigarettes! I need to get up and stretch.

by Emotional Cruiser October 7, 2025

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Modern Coffee

The concept of taking excellent products and curating exceptional experiences

Welcome to the heart of Modern Coffee.

by anonymous December 10, 2020

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Residential modernization refers to the process of upgrading or renovating residential properties to enhance their functionality, efficiency, aesthetics, and overall value. It involves making improvements and incorporating modern features and technologies into existing homes. Residential modernization projects can range from minor upgrades to extensive renovations, depending on the goals and budget of the owner. Residential modernization can encompass a wide range of rehabilitations, renovations and upgrades, including structural improvements, energy efficiency upgrades, smart home integration, kitchen and bathroom upgrades, aesthetic enhancements, accessibility improvements and interior/exterior improvements to bring the residence into the future.

My townhouse is undergoing a residential modernization.

by Thunko June 18, 2023

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