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Mental switchboard

A rock band. Contains a drummer, lead, bassist, vocalist. They sing covers e.x Smells like teen spirit, holiday, mamakin. Also they have written a bunch of songs. Their most popular one is 'down n out'. Many people look up to them as idols and look forward to seeing them play again. i wish I could say the same for the rest. There attire is black band t-shirts. Hopefully you will be able to hear them because once you hear them you will be addicted.
"That Mental Switchboard show was the best!"
by Wisteria October 1, 2007
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Mental Swag

Being on a higher mental and intellectual level than everybody around you
Einstein walks into a room and after an hour long conversation everybody in the room conforms to his beliefs and has ultimate respect for him demonstrating his superior mental swag
by PoundClub September 4, 2011
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Mental Illness Day

This day celebrates the existence of Dreamgenders, Dreamsexuals, Animesexuals and Zoophiles.

Literally no one celebrates it.
Degenerate: "Hey lets celebrate Mental Illness Day!"

Sane Person: "what"

Degenerate: "I'm dreamgender"

Sane Person: "please go outside for once for gods sake"
by SinnaToast October 16, 2021
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Mental YouTube

The mental image you replay in your mind and laugh hystercally. The equvilant to the videos you store in your You Tube favorites account.
Emily wetting her pants on the bus is my favorite mental YouTube
by Gari Loo January 12, 2008
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mental cunt

A cunt who is mental or somebody who is doing something crazy or outlandish.
ROSS: Look at Chris he just squatched an entire bottle of tequila in one go!

PHIL : Fuckin' hell! He's a mental CUNT!

LEWIS : Ken.

TANK : YA FUCKIN' SHOWER OF MAD CUNTS!!!! SWATCH MA BOABY!!!
by phil accie 2k8 August 6, 2008
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Mental Ninja

A famale. She's a man eater. She will get into you mind and wreak havoc. She will leave you wondering WTF just happened. Avoid these woman at all costs they will eat you alive.
Example 1:

Boyfriend: Lies

Girlfriend: Know's he's Lying and plays along.

Boyfriend: Thinks he's in the clear.

Girlfriend: Give's him his morning coffee in a dirty coffee cup with laxatives in it!

Boyfriend: Just got hit by the mental ninja!

example 2:

Bob: Dude what's wrong?

John: (insert name) is fucking with my emotions, She's like a mental ninja.
by Snickelfritz33 February 2, 2010
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mental gymnastics

a miraculous mental process of weaving intricate threads of reasoning in complex, tangential, and often contradictory ways to give the mental gymnast the illusion that they has resolved the cognitive dissonance stemming from objective facts debunking their firmly held beliefs, thereby allowing the mental gymnast to continue on with life still holding onto the flawed beliefs while still acknowledging the objective facts.
Person1: God is the creator of EVERYTHING, all knowing, all good, and present in all things everywhere at all times.

Person2: So then if people are evil, then at least one of those divine attributes must be false.

Person1: No, because of the concept of freewill.

Person2: Dude, now that there is some MENTAL GYMNASTICS.
by zerO_One March 15, 2017
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