Heterosexual

A group of opposite gender likers who also are scary and should be gay

Gay people: oh hi

Heterosexual people: oh wtf I’m straightttt aaahhhh u can’t turn me gayyyy

Gay people: I just said hi. TvT

by Heh heh yk who January 10, 2021

Metrosexual

Male person who believes Men should look after appearance as much as most Women do.

Nothing to do with having a feminine side or wearing tight pants.

" I like to look good because my girlfriend looks good for me so I will look good for her"

by powersoccer April 6, 2005

metrosexual

basically a straight guy who acts gay

"is Bo gay?"
"No, he's metrosexual."

by popcornk June 7, 2016

Heterosexual Bae

A Bae who is of the same sex, but is straight.

Alexx: we are the best Baes ever!
Christy: Yes! Heterosexual baes!

by gaaaaaayyyyy September 5, 2014

Heterosexual Exception

A heterosexual exception occurs when you are homosexual (not bi) and you have a sexual attraction to someone of the opposite gender yet are still homosexual and this is the only person of the opposite sex you find appealing as such.

Tobias: Omg. I have a total heterosexual exception towards Rachel!
Mike: Really?!

by Raven Nevermore January 26, 2017

forced heterosexuality

When two characters of the opposite gender don't really go together at all but the writer throws them together just because they're male and female.

"Damn I can't believe the writers of Riverdale put Jughead and Betty together. That's literally the definition of forced heterosexuality. "

by Notapplelol January 27, 2017

White heterosexual American males

The source of all evil in the world

My woke feminazi professor stated that white heterosexual American males deserve to be put into ghettos. The college dean expelled anyone who disagreed with the professor. USA colleges hadwoke college contests where purple painted fairies, feminazi, and minorities have anti-whte heterosexual males parade every weekend. Evergreen College and Berkeley University are strong contenders.

by queensburykid September 30, 2022