The male equivalent to Valentine's Day (February 14th), Steak n' Blowjob Day. Steak n' Blowjob Day relates to couples participating in the consumption of steak (mainly medium rare) and the female giving the male a blowjob for a minimum of 6 minutes (traditional countdown from mesoamerican holiday).
Bary: "Hey Martha! It's March 14th!"
Martha: "Bary you're a sick fuck, I'm getting a divorce"
Bary: *unzips pants furiously* "Get to suckin'!"
Martha: "Bary you're a sick fuck, I'm getting a divorce"
Bary: *unzips pants furiously* "Get to suckin'!"
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March 22 is the birthday of amazing souls. You would be fortunate if you married one of these rare, amazing women born on March 22.
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"Music", "Motion", "Excellence", "Sweat", "Pride", "Spirit", "Culture", "Cult", "Community", "Art", "Education", and "Family"
the zone of common intersect would be labeled "Band".
"Music", "Motion", "Excellence", "Sweat", "Pride", "Spirit", "Culture", "Cult", "Community", "Art", "Education", and "Family"
the zone of common intersect would be labeled "Band".
by Daniel December 7, 2003
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Get the March 9 mug.The biggest group of shitheads you will ever encounter. Each and everyone of them emits crackhead energy unlike any other but when you get past their crackheadedness you see amazing, genuine people who you will make memories with that will last a lifetime. Fun fact : they also only date within the band.
Dave: oml did you say ur in marching band? gross
Lancaster: nah fam that's the best group of people I've ever met
Dave: oh really? shit maybe I should join
Lancaster: nah fam that's the best group of people I've ever met
Dave: oh really? shit maybe I should join
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Person 1:”Hey dude did you know it’s March 24?”
Person 2:”It is?”
Person two finds a artist and starts to compliment them!
Person 2: “Your style is amazing, even the colors shine out so nicely!”
Artist:”Why thank you!”
Person 2:”Your welcome!”
Person 2:”It is?”
Person two finds a artist and starts to compliment them!
Person 2: “Your style is amazing, even the colors shine out so nicely!”
Artist:”Why thank you!”
Person 2:”Your welcome!”
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