Marcus

A certain individual who takes advantage of drunk girls by groping them. This specimen also chats out of his arse to compensate for his very small willy.

"feel my shins" (proceeds to rub hand up thigh) - this man is a marcus

by anonymous November 10, 2021

Marcus

A complete idiot. You don't want to be like him. Keep away from Marcus

That guy is such a Marcus

by ihatemarcus420 November 6, 2020

Marcus Straight

The direct antihisus of "Marcus Gay" Only an urban legend, as none have been found.

Guy 1: Hey have you seen Marcus' girlfriend?
Guy 2: Haha, there's no way he can be Marcus Straight, you're funny

by Get Lucky October 20, 2018

Delia Marcu

Has a friend Lavinia and doesn’t like to be in large groups. She likes Ariana Grande and Fasole Vladimir.

Delia Marcu ate deez hazelnuts!

by LmaoHuman November 21, 2021

Hot Marcus

Warm, budget tequila served in a plastic cup.

Bartender, serve me a hot Marcus!

by Brakes4Nuttin September 27, 2021

Marcus

A nigga that looks like e-40 and faps to fucking hentai girls with big ass cocks, and he also owns a fucking dog that humps my goddam leg everytime i come over his mother fuckin house.

Marcus is very weird.
I know right?

by Ghostninja5567 May 16, 2019

marcus

the guy that kills people for no reason he just thinks he's still playing gta 5

stop being a marcus we're just here to rob the bank

by DR.chokeonmacauqe October 12, 2021