Shanghai Major

Pulling a huge failure; fucked up really, really bad. A shitshow that should always be forgotten.

P1: Hey man, about that test last week, how'd you do?
P2: Let's just say I Shanghai Major'd that shit.
P1: Holy shit! I don't even want to know now. Let's forget about what we talked about.

by TheTrollUhate August 18, 2016

MAJOR AIDS

A person who is not the father. They are probably the grand infector and you should stay away from them at all costs if you don’t want to risk the aids touch.

That guy has MAJOR AIDS. I wouldn’t go near him; probably for the AIDS touch.

by spienator101 November 13, 2023

major key

A key leading you to the road of more success,notice I said more. Popularized by DJ kahled

Major key, keep "They" away from you.

by Whynot October 4, 2016

Major Gooner Chidyav

Someone who doesn't just watch porn all day, but specifically Goth Femboy Hentai Porn, and also named Mason

"I don't like the real girls, I prefer them 2d and goth, preferably femboys, my name is Mason, and i'm a Major Gooner Chidyav"

by WristWorkoutsOnly January 29, 2025

major spedhead

a very stupid dumbass or a severely retarded person

Whats 9+ 10?
21.
YOU MAJOR SPEDHEAD!

by its not cup! June 17, 2019

Ronan majoring

Doing something that is not gay at all

What happened at band camp was just a bit of fun, a little ronan majoring...not gay

by Naughty Wilbo July 28, 2025

major hottie

A name given to any attractive woman in uniform, regardless of rank

Remember when we used to train the troops at the Armory and there was those two chicks major Hottie and corporal cutie?

by Jax 420 April 26, 2023