As Mary took three french fries from her son Conner he loudly objected, to which Mary quickly responded "mom tax!"
Can also be used as Dad Tax.
Can also be used as Dad Tax.
by meowmixxmeems January 19, 2006
A slut mom is a married woman, at least 40, who gets off dressing sexy and being a slut for her son's friends, or daughter's boyfriends. She loves to wear as little as possible and let them see her tits and ass. Then as she gets drunk she will let them fuck her.
Kathy is a true slut mom. Whenever her son has friends over she always wears mini skirts with no panties, never wears a bra, and sometimes even wears a tiny thong bikini or see thru lingerie. At her sons graduation party she wore her shortest mini skirt that let the young men see her sexy ass and a cut off tee shirt that showed off her perky tits. As the day wore on she let them feel her up and flashed them every chance she got. She ended up letting all them use her married pussy in her bed room.
by btld September 27, 2007
The best person to ever lay eyes on, she's even better than mango in the summer and giraffes during winter. She'smine tho you can't steal her.
by Bee_in_a_treehouse_ November 19, 2021
The softest material you will ever feel on your cock. It will make you cum faster than you ever have before.
"I jerked off with my mom's panties earlier and I only lasted two minutes. I came straight into the crotch of them, and she found them. Now, she lets me use her panties whenever."
by Animelover6666 April 15, 2018
verb- the act of instinctively placing your arm over someone or something in the passenger seat when slamming on the breaks in the car.
by VannAleXX January 09, 2012
A mom who defends her family with all her heart and feeds them only meat and veggies. She questions everything "normal" and embraces her family getting sick because that only makes them stronger.
by paleo dude February 23, 2012
by ReservedParking July 17, 2019