Nezzy Machine

The first installment of Noah Martinez, he died in battle after getting a gold medal in a Karate tournament and evolved into the Nezzy Machine Mark II.
He was a faggot.

Fran "Do you remember the Nezzy Machine?"
Ollie "Yes he was a faggot."

by The Nezzy Machine Mark X September 29, 2021

Bitch Machine

Exercise machine; elliptical. Often used by weak minded men, always used by women.

Did you see that douche on the bitch machine?

Look next to the treadmills, do you see that beautiful woman on the bitch machine?

by criminallygoodlooking June 10, 2011

The Machine Gun

"The Machine Gun" is when a guy gets a BJ from a random woman, and pulls out, nuts on her face, and screams RAT-TATTA-TATTA

Hey girl, wanna see The Machine Gun, (7 min later) RATATATTATATATATAT!!!!!!

by NumShotBoi August 3, 2017

Sex Machine

Someone who has sexual relations with not only the entire football team but the waterboy too.

Person 1: DUDE, Megan is such a Sex Machine!
Person 2: DUDE, Sex Machine is Megan!

by hpsedrnieaml January 23, 2011

Cheese Machine

guys with swag who like to party up at dan scamp

Cheese Machine's gettin weird

by Cheddar1221 June 19, 2011

War Machine

The girl that you see that could easily be mistaken as a large man. Standing easily a foot over most people around her, and having facial hair is a bonus.War machines have more mass than a high school defensive linemen.

I was going from lunch back to 4th hour when I saw the war machine triumphantly charging into the hallway.
-OR for you non-students-
I was hanging out at Wal Mart when I saw a beast of a war machine heading down the weight gain/facial hair hygiene isle.

by Ben - aka McLovin January 18, 2008

VAGINE MACHINE

A GUY WHO IS MOTIVATED TO DO THINGS ONLY FOR THE POSSIBILTY OF ENJOYING THE FEMALE ANATOMY. IF IT MEANS CLIMBING A HUGE MOUNTAIN OR OVERCOMING HUGE OBSTICLES THAT MAY BE IN THE WAY TO GET TO THE FEMALE PHYSIQUE, THEN, NO PROBLEM! HE WILL OVERCOME ALL OBSTICLES JUST AS A POWERFUL MACHINE WOULD CLIMB UP A VERY STEEP HILL WITH EASE! HIS MOTIVATION IS UNSTOPABLE AS HE GRINDS FORWARD TO GET THE BIG PRIZE OF THE PHYSICAL ENJOYMENT OF INSURTING HIS MALE MEMBER INSIDE THE WOMAN'S LOVE CANAL!

JASON IS SUCH A VAGINE MACHINE! I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW MUCH EFFORT HE PUTS INTO EVERYTHING TO IMPRESS THE GIRLS HE DATES AND TRIES TO SWOON! HAVE YOU EVER SEEN HIM SO ENERGETIC AND FULL OF LIFE BEFORE HE MET JACUZZI SUZIE AND BACK ALLEY SALLY?

by LOVE YOUR KISS February 2, 2010