Luke

Cute,good boyfriend handsome amazing and funny

He is just a luke

by Lol xxp March 27, 2017

Luke

Shittiest person you'll ever meet. They're both really dumb, and super bitchy, meaning that they think they know everything but when told they're wrong, get upset about it.

God why the fuck does Luke act like such a bitch all the time

by Whoa1Whoa1Whoa April 17, 2020

Luke

A fat bastard/morbidly obese person who loves an 8 year-old with a nice arse

Yesterday I saw luke seducing a 5 year-old whilst eating a big mac on a mobility scooter

by Phillip crossley May 10, 2019

Luke

A complete dickhead, everyone loves a Luke hes funny and dirty minded, but at most time is a complete cunt with no regard for human life or feelings, loves long walks on the beach and spending time in a strip club

Luke is a prick

by Willystroker98 March 8, 2019

Luke

I luke you means I'm ok with you

I suppose we r Luke

by Bobsmeuncle November 11, 2017

Luke

An amazing boyfriend funny cute can get annoying but will stop when asks knows and keeps all your secrets and is a great friend any girl or boy would be lucky to have a luke as a best friend or have a relationship with one they are the most loyal people on earth and will do anything to make you laugh/smile even if they have to tickle you they will just to make you happy😂 If you cant tell Lukes are the best

Omg have you seen how good of a friend Luke is to Freya she always looks happy around him

by Anymnousperson July 14, 2018

Luke

A fat idiot who no one likes. He's a dickhead and 'narcisstic prick' seems to describe him very well. He has an inability to spell and loves Alabama - self explanatory really. He has a odd adoration for salmon pink-shirts and screaming across a room. He is well-known for his all-round creepiness and calling children 'honey' and 'darling'. In summary, he's a disgusting waste of space and not one you should like to get to know.

'Oh that Luke over there is a waste of air. I think he's a pedophile.'

by Headofenglish December 30, 2019