long island 

It is an island that is part of New York. It is south of Connecticut but east of New Jersey. It has two distinct counties. These counties are Nassau and Suffolk. Queens and Brooklyn are seperate and are therefore part of the city.

Note : Long Island is full of segregated areas.

As a kid from Suffolk county, I actually feel different from someone in Nassau.

Kid from Brooklyn: Yo mothafucka, What Up ?

Kid from Long Island: What are you talking about ?

long island by A. May 9, 2005

Long Sack 

A crude event in Track and Field that I somehow invented while talking to Danny. It involves running a long distance, and then having your sack measure. The person with the greatest length is the victor.

Danny: "Long Jump...Track"
Me: "Did you say long sack? What if there was an event where you ran a mile and then they measured your sack, and the person with the longest sack won? Haha...yeah.."
Danny: "Haha...that is quite humorous, yet odd."
Me: "Yeah it is. I apologize."

Long Sack by JayToTheKAy June 4, 2005

long island 

long island is too big to define. brooklyn, queens, nassau, and suffolk are all part of long island (i don't care what you say- its a fact). also, there is a very big difference between each of these counties. towns like new hyde park, floral park, elmont, south floral park, and bellerose are both in nassau and queens in a more urban environment. many suffolk towns are surrounded by farms (riverhead) or million dollar beach houses (hamptons).

it takes about 3 hours to get from the hamptons to brooklyn, so to make a general description is really stupid. for instance, my house in long island is closer to stamford or fairfield, conn. then it is to the hamptons, riverhead, or jamesport in suffolk.

long island by Sean O'Malley September 21, 2005

long island 

Whoa whoa, first of all, Long Island is not part of the city or most definitely, not part of upstate New York. Furthermore, there is a huge difference between Nassau and Suffolk, North shore and South shore. The Hamptons are basically a separate entity altogether. Billy Joel said it best: either you date a rich girl from the North Shore or a cool girl from the South shore. Except North Shore girls are actually cooler...but South shore beaches are the best (Robert Moses field 4!). We live for the summers...beer bqs and the beach. People who hate Long Island are just jealous. Who wouldn't want to live on the water, have a gorgeous house, and drive a sweet car. We can go to NYC whenever we want (even though we never do). We could probably single handedly support Abercrombie, Polo, and Lily Pullitzer. Long Island is far superior to everywhere else.

Long island is the breeding ground for gorgeous girls, hot guys, nice cars, and fabulous beaches.

long island by LILoyolaGirl December 28, 2005

Long Dong Silver 

This term is derived from the fictional pirate from Treasure Island 'Long John Silver'. It describes a gentleman equipped with a penis of staggering proportions. To be referred to in this way is a great source of pride to any man, as it implys that your dongbone has not only a great size, but a great reputation.

James: Carla why are you limping, with blood trickling down your knee? Hast thou fallen over, cripple?
Carla: No, I was fortunate enough to share a bed with George last night, he truly is Long Dong Silver!

Long Dong Silver by SuaveG July 26, 2006

Long Island Ice Tea bag 

When a man places his balls on an ice tray for 30 seconds and then places his ball sac on another persons face and/or mouth. This maneuver can be performed to a willing participant or preferably to someone who is sleeping or passed out.

Yo if this bitch dont get her shit straight im gona have to long island ice tea bag her.

Long Island Ice Tea bag by Ballzinyomouf April 19, 2009

long story short 

to summarize a longer story (short for to make a long story short)

Yes, but long story short you need to work harder.

long story short by The Return of Light Joker October 27, 2008