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sexual Mona Lisa

Okay the true meaning of the Mona Lisa is when your girlfriend has a heavy flow of her period and you guys have sexual penetration and then you pull your penis out of her bloody vagina and then wipe it on her belly hence the Mona Lisa
She always gets so horny when she's on her period so I had to give her the Sexual Mona Lisa
by The Masterbaiter77! May 27, 2023
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Mona Lisa

a girl who is hot from far away, but ugly up close.(just like the painting, looks nice from far away, but cracked and ugly up close)
Lets go talk that girl. O, wait hell no shes a mona lisa.
by dfs2477 October 1, 2007
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lisa..

hottie sexy smartlucious
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george and lisa

george and lisa the best two names and when combined compliment each other in a relationship. With georges sometimes cocky-er than should be. Highly intellegent and educated. Hot physique and lisa's intelligent and sexy female with LUSCIOUS physical features. this is a match made in heaven.
man george and lisa rock they are a awesome couples
by onlylove February 4, 2010
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Lisaism

A cult/religion which worships Lisa Gaming. The creator of Lisaism is Lisa Gaming. She claims that this is her religion, but it isn’t an official religion.
Lisa: Join my cult, Lisaism!
Person: No thank you..!
by jashhkd March 13, 2021
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Liepa

A very obscure man who oftens disappears from his friends when on an outing. He can be very entertaining when alcohol is involved, but falls in a heap the later the drinking goes on. He likes to stay close to home and form strong bonds with his local publicans.
Do you want to go across town tonight?

Nah, I'd rather hang near home.

Geez, you're a liepa!
by casper321 January 11, 2010
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Lisa

Lisa's date back to France, 1816. They were strong, beautifully round women with a love for astrology. Normally, they would be seen riding in horse drawn carriages, on their way to the local opera.

In today's world, you will find a Lisa driving a sports car, dying her hair as she flips you the finger. Full of sugar and spice, Lisa's are hot and fiery! If you find one, beware. They will chew you up and spit you out, but they'll do it with a smile.

Most Lisa's are beautiful, intelligent, and love a rainy night. Buy her a book or a denim jacket and she'll be yours forever.
Loves using phrases such as, "Hella good mo fo," and "Going GTl'in pimps, catch ya on Cali time!"
Lisa: Hey jackoff I'm going to the mall. I'll catch ya on Cali time.

Brad: Sounds hot chickachacka.

Lisa: Hell yeah mo fo!
by chickachacka April 25, 2010
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