Jacob Lingershoz

He has too thic of a beard to see his blush, but it's in there somewhere.

Not Jewish as commonly mistaken.
Gorgeous but taken.

Will love you like he loves Jesus Christ.

"Yo, shnoz what's up"
"Please stop calling me that, John"
"Awh, No Jacob Lingershoz, I won't stop. Not even for you."

by ayyyy yo November 2, 2021

Poot-linger

(noun)1. Flatulence; specifically flatulence that tends to settle in one area or space for a length of time; a poot that hangs in the air-2 see also fart-chamber and Smokey Potey;
(Verb)1. To poot resulting in a lingering smell;
fart;pass gass;
The act of passing gas potentially capable of the initial external phase of poterlingenesis known as Pootlingation.

- "I hate when a poot-linger stinks for this many hours."

- "Cherie should be banned from Taco-Taco Tuesday Tacos at work, the whole building reeked for days, Lary."

"I still have Smokey Potey burns on my skin a month later..."

"Yeah, you said that right, it was more than your run-of-the mill poot-linger"
- A less severe gaseous dwelling than a standard poot-linger which emits from an anus and persists

"OMG - Did that n***a just pootlinger!? RUN!"

by WorderWordington August 10, 2022

et linger

The shit covered toilet paper that sticks to your butthair.

I went to re wipe my ass only to find an et linger stuck to my ass hairs.

by Tangtamer November 23, 2023

The Lingerfelt Corvette is also known as the 1928 Ghost Pepper Red Corvette.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Lingerfelt Corvette is also known as the 1928 Ghost Pepper Red Corvette.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 22, 2025

Red-Neck Lingerie

An article of clothing, usually beachwear or underwear that has a hole in it that is sexually solicitous and revealing.

"Did you see Kevin wearing that red-neck lingerie the other day? it made me swoon."

by naxxii June 28, 2023

National send a lingerie pic day

National send a booty pic day is held on august 4th..so send a booty pic to a friend 🍑

Send a pic in lingerie to that boy 🍑 National Send a lingerie pic day

by anonymous August 4, 2024

let it linger

Accepting nothings going to change in a situation where your relationship/ situationship is slowly depleting or you are being mistreated but you don't do anything about it due to loving the person too much. “To stay too long in a situation due to reluctance to leave”.

A known saying from The Cranberries song “linger”

“She loved him too much to end the relationship so she just let it linger.”

by (i let it linger) January 26, 2024