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gifta jones

a lemonhead who likes getting kicked out of english classes and kills hamsters for fun.
"Gifta!, why did you kill my hamster?!"

"Gifta, here is your deans referral."
by ES October 3, 2003
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haley jones

Sassy, loving and very shy. Normally brunette who is extremely pretty.like stunningly beautiful! She tends to date Shawn's who are independent and with brown hair with more then one color in there eyes. She has a heart of gold but you gotta be the right person to get to it. She's fun and loves play fighting
Haley jones is always so sassy
by spiker312 May 21, 2014
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Mitchell Jones

The feral cat found in the metal trash can down the street last thursday.
Oh, that Mitchell Jones kid is eating crayons again.
by Robert is second best! July 29, 2020
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popeye jones

popeye jones is the one guy that tries to steal your pizza on a late night pizza run.
Hey man I was driving back from papa johns and popeye jones was in the median about to steal my pizza!!
by juanmart12 October 9, 2013
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tia jones

tia jones- Tia Jones stands for the baddest bitch of them all, if one is named Tia Jones she is always on her grind curving white boys and only dating niggas.
Who is that baddie over there?!

Ohhh that's my girl... TIA JONESS
by Silumhay March 22, 2017
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mike jones

a stupid ass rapper from houston trying to be a fucking G by wearing all that fucking jewelry and people from houston and the suburban houston all suck his dick.and hes like a damn pokemon repeating his name.
John: hey man you wanna listen to some mike jones.
Rob: Na man that shit is whack
by westside fo life August 14, 2006
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Dirty Jones

The Dirty Jones or Durty Jones as it is sometimes spelled, is defined as the act of pulling out just before ejaculation during intercourse, grabbing the woman firmly by the hair on the top of her head, and upon ejaculation on her face, softly whispering "I'll be at the bar...don't call." (Important to note is that in order for this to work properly, the female typically must experience an orgasm immediately prior to pulling out.) It is known to have been originally used in Florida, USA, in the year 2000. However, there is evidence to support it's use as far west as New Mexico, USA in the latter part of 2007.
Just before he walked out, JJ surprised her with a Dirty Jones.

As he entered the room, JJ could tell by the tone of her voice, both of them were in desperate need of a Dirty Jones.
by A C E March 26, 2008
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