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Jared

"you know Jared from socioeconomics? He doesn't think I deserve rights."
by inowit November 24, 2019
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jared puga

a common name amongst latino homosexuals who enjoy having their poop shoot “tongue punched!”
June is my friend Jared Pugas favorite month, because of all of the silly made up holidays in that month. That same friend also goes to epstein island for a visit wit the best tongue puncher in the land.
by SillyBoyArDee July 25, 2023
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Jared

A gamer boy who is into older women, loves to watch anime, and has a big dick. He thinks he is funny, but is only funny because he laughs at himself. Has big muscles and is very strong basically a hot stud.
Jared has a massive dick.
by usswidowmaker5 January 25, 2022
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Jongleuing Jared

a jentleman of the jongleur variety
This guy just jested a jape? Woah, what a regular Jongleuing Jared.
by maniamoth September 16, 2022
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Jared

He went to Jarred's, yep "he's that guy" or dude why did you bang Jim's mom, your such a Jared!
by Yomamajohn March 18, 2015
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Jared

Very jared
by Edwardomazing April 19, 2020
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Jared

Jared is a weeb, who loves emo’s and e-girls. A chronic vape addict whom spends all his money on league. hetero man who makes you feel like you’re the boss
Jared likes being stepped on
by Chronicle Editor February 6, 2025
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