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Milk the ferret

A colloquial, if you can call it that, term for vicious masturbation.
1.) Carl: Jesus Christ Mark, I was milkin' the ferret the other day when my eighty year old nan walked in on the vinegar stroke. How she bought the shampoo spillage story I'll never know.

2.) Swithin: Are priests allowed to milk the ferret, as long as they don't think lustful thoughts mum?

Mum: No, can you?
by G21 March 24, 2008
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Man Milk

The yummy milk you get when you hook a man up to one of those cow udder torture machines, and turn it on. The milk that comes out of him is usually sweet, and is very nutritious. However, when you are milking the man, make sure to take him out of the machine before his mushroom head bursts.
"You wanna try my man milk anyone? It's really yummy and nutritious!"
by StarSoupMan June 29, 2023
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Milk Cow

A Milk Cow is a female bovine specifically breed to maximise milk production for human consumption, typical attributes include large udders. The Milk Cow starts to lactate (produces milk) after her first calf and to maintain lactation is breed periodically to produce other calf’s.

A Milk Cow is also a BDSM / Fetish term for a submissive female, typically is a Master / submissive relationship dynamic, who breasts are encouraged to become enlarged by the continual production of milk.
Before her first child the Milk Cow had 34B breasts, 6 months after her first borne she was a 36 DD, when her milk started to dry up after 9 months, she conceived again.
by Tiger-eye June 26, 2020
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meaty milk

Noun: Words used to describe a very funny/amazing YouTube video or tv show.
Aidan: Did you see James Charles’s video yesterday?

Jack: Yeah it was awesome, his channel is the Meaty Milk!!!
by Tall Onion May 2, 2019
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Box Milk

Box milk is when you shoot a load inside a lady and it runs down her leg after. Your load runs out of her box making it box milk.
"Dude I filled her full of box milk!"
by Jcon202 September 8, 2011
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Milk Boy

Having the mentality of a child still breastfeeding; Stubborn, egocentric and very naive.
Sometimes used in gaming.
Dave: Man I just got blasted, you should have backed me up.
Ethan: I wasn't in the right place and time.
Dave: Who cares? Now I'm dead and it's your fault.
Ethan: Dude, you're such a Milk Boy.
by NybaktStein December 14, 2019
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Soy Milk

/soi milk/
nounNORTH AMERICAN
how regular milk introduces itself in Spanish
Oat Milk: Caray Bub, quién eres tú?
Milk: Soy milk!
Oat Milk: ¡Dios mío!
by Trooper Trahan July 21, 2021
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