International masturbation day is on the 4th of november and it is when you and a friend from the opposite sex both masturbate at the same time and talk dirty over the phone to make each other cum and the winner gets sucked off by the other
Girl: it's international masturbation day
Boy: what does that mean?
Girl: we masturbate to make each other cum, winner gets to get sucked off by the other
Boy: what does that mean?
Girl: we masturbate to make each other cum, winner gets to get sucked off by the other
by Strip4me123 November 04, 2019
by gazza on a mazza October 04, 2021
The International Jewish Conspiracy, or IJC, is group who runs everything in the United States government, and possibly the whole world. They are responsible for killing Mr. Orange and pouring radioactive liquid on retarded kid's genitals.
"As a representative of the International Jewish Conspiracy, I'd like to inform you that we're almost out of gas."
"as with world war II the IJC controlled hitter to kill "
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by ROFLCOPTER|O_S January 11, 2008
A shithole in the surroundings of Munich. Always talking shit about the Bavarian international school (They have a pretty big rivalry)
- a place filled of arrogant snobs
- Smoke every kind of shite
- although they call themselves "Munich International School" they are not even in Munich. They are 30-40 km away
- They have an ok football team, apart from that they suck in pretty much any other aspect
- a place filled of arrogant snobs
- Smoke every kind of shite
- although they call themselves "Munich International School" they are not even in Munich. They are 30-40 km away
- They have an ok football team, apart from that they suck in pretty much any other aspect
I would rather pay 30k € to go to BIS, rather than getting paid 30k € to go to the Munich international school
by trololololo69 February 03, 2016
International Online Soccer lets you play soccer without leaving the basement of your Jewish parents' house.
by Isolated March 29, 2005
Creepy fuckers in the SCP Foundation that will stalk, interrogate and murder you at the first sign of trouble. Supposedly don't exist.
Person 1: "Hey did you hear about Dr. █████ getting dragged in by the Internal Security Department?" Person 2: "Who's ISD?"
by iiGibbyz December 09, 2020
The day to honour the great fascist dictator Benito Mussolini, for it is the day he was born on July 29th.
by ó h h é ł ł ó t h é r é June 02, 2021