Atheist Holiday 

An oxymoron since, as the sole defining characteristic of an atheist is a lack of belief in god, an atheist holiday would be a celebration of nothing.

A better alternative is a Day of Reason or holiday in celebration of science such as Darwin Day.

An atheist holiday is as absurd as a christian scientist.

Atheist Holiday by Fett202 July 18, 2010

thug holiday 

a good party, esp. one where there were mad phly bitches around, plenty of drinks and food, blunts, etc. where all them gangstas partied up from 3am to 6am in the NEXT day

ayo sam's open crib was a thug holiday.

thug holiday by clapback December 30, 2003

5k holiday family 

A family that runs 5ks on holidays

Person 1: How was your thanksgiving.
Person 2: Terrible I'm in a 5k holiday family. Our whole family was forced to get up early and run a 5k before we celebrated.

5k holiday family by Winston Sisk October 17, 2017

Roman holiday 

When you are forced to shit in a port-a-potty (such as a music festival, county fair, etc) even though you took precautionary measures.

Man 1: why does Ro.an have such a defeated look on his face?
Man 2: Well, he took 2 shits and didn't eat anything so he wouldn't have to use the port-a-potty when we got here. No luck. He's going to take a Roman Holiday.

Roman holiday by bucknorris September 16, 2018

middle eastern holiday 

A term for a trip to Iraq for soldiers of the British Army, as popularised by the band Hard-Fi in their song Middle Eastern Holiday

I've got to go, but what a prize to give
Package deal to the sun, everything is inclusive
Where bullet holes, scar the minarets
Smoke on the horizon a beautiful sunset

Going on my middle eastern holiday
Give me a gun, I hope to see my mum again
Going on my middle eastern holiday
Been gone so long, I hope I'm coming home some day
We can fight, we can fight

middle eastern holiday by steve_b August 30, 2005

Real Nigga Holiday 

On April 24th it’s a real nigga birthday. Live it up Stevie!!

Oh today’s a real nigga holiday

Real Nigga Holiday by User122345 April 15, 2019

Roman holiday 

The wafting of a fart from under a sheet into the greater area of a room. Differs from a Dutch oven in that forcible restraint by the farter is unnecessary. Orgins stem from the lack luster Carey Grant movie and the general stinkiness of Rome as a city.

I knew she was the girl for me when she gave me a Roman holiday after our first date!
So, I went to give her a Roman holiday, and there, under the sheets was a big puddle of shit.

Roman holiday by Prettiestpenny December 14, 2008