Doggy handle

A ponytail

He got behind her, grabbed her by the doggy handle and sent Richard home.

by texmex2000 October 1, 2019

saddle handle

Man bun

"Why do you have a saddle handle?"
"So my girl has something to hold on to while she pegs me."

by Big12pro November 6, 2021

Taint Handle

The act of inserting a soft tube object from anus to vagina. Replicating a handle so the person's partner may pick them up carry them or enjoy.

Me and Greg taint handled last night. He carried me over 30 feet.

by Titanthetainttickler March 9, 2019

handle bender

A bowel movement involving extreme constipation/straining requiring a person to grip imaginary or real handles on either side of the toilet. The result is bent verticle steel handles due to the upward pull/force applied to them.

You were just in the bathroom for 10 minutes, that must have been a handle bender!

by drummer0 August 5, 2014

Woman-handling

Another word for hand job.

She was woman-handling that rich guy for such a small price.

by happysullivanheck July 2, 2021

crutch handle

When you kick a girl on her shin so hard she grabs onto your dick for support

I gave this fat chick a crutch handle and that’s how my dick is broken

by Penisface1999 January 10, 2018

handles

A strange phrase from the North of England used to describe something as rubbish. Not very good.

Have you seen her new hair cut? It's handles.

by BanginDave December 17, 2020