Crazy Old Hag

Damn that Crazy Old Hag (Mrs.Sims) is here
by Firebird1995 April 10, 2018
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schoolyard hag

A name ultra-conservative talk radio personality Michael Savage gave to Ann Coulter in one of his rants about her. Although there is no formal definition for this word and the only reference we have of it being used is from Michael Savage, we can infer that it is derogatory and unflattering. So even if we don't know the precise meaning of the word, at least we know that Ann Coulter best fits the description of a schoolyard hag.
Look at that post-operative transvestite schoolyard hag dressed as a conservative in order to pedal books that pander to her right-wing friends.
by Serao July 04, 2010
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Puss Hag

A word used to refer to a stanky low worth bitch

Inspired by s.3 e.1 of Malcolm in the Middle
Now listen here, puss hag
by OneSmartSnacc November 20, 2020
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weiner hag

Woman whom looks old but still loves weiner
Leave me alone your just being a weiner hag right now.
by VYPERSNYPER78 April 28, 2024
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Tasteful Hag

Woman who doesn't wear loud make-up, skimpy clothing, is calm, collective and is knowledgeable.

She knows she'll never be a cute hag and adknowledges it. All in all, a respectable woman.
Elysia: *sigh*

Adam: ...What's wrong?

Elysia: Oh, it's nothing.

Adam: Then why did you sigh? Clearly something is wrong.

Elysia: The truth is... i'm saddened by the fact that i'll never be a cute hag.

Adam: Ah, I see now. Don't be sad, I personally think you're a tasteful hag(^ω^)

Elysia: You.. you really think so? (´ • ᵕ • `)

Adam: Of course I do, you check all the marks of a tasteful hag!

Elysia: Oh, you're so kind, Adam! (≧◡≦)

Adam: Want a hug? ლ (╹◡╹ლ)

Elysia: YES!! (´ • ω • `)
by Autismo_Manifesto March 18, 2023
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Jet hag

a old lady who travels using a jet pack
by dragster for life September 12, 2016
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Piss hag

A frightful looking woman. Like a crack whore, except she’s an alcoholic.
Should we go get some booze you piss hag
by Swizzle d October 15, 2023
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