when you're about to rip a nasty fart and you put your hand right over your ass, capturing the smell, and then smelling it.
by capndick August 11, 2010
Get the hand grenade mug.A silicon device filled with freshly spilt man yoghurt used to end a fight with the guys in the apartment downstairs.
'I think we're winning this one, Jeff.'
'Holy hell, get down!'
'What is it?'
'They just threw a Chinese Hand Grenade, and it landed on Mike's head!'
'Holy hell, get down!'
'What is it?'
'They just threw a Chinese Hand Grenade, and it landed on Mike's head!'
by Tund March 6, 2008
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THE GRENADE THEORY:
1. Throwing an object at someone else for no reason is 'dread'.
2. 'Grenading' someone for no reason is perfectly acceptable.
3. Once 'Grenaded', the victim cannot retaliate unless to 'Grenade' them back.
Got that?
HOW TO GRENADE SOMEONE:
1. Choose your object. It can be anything EXCEPT a grenade. Obviously.
2. Throw your object at your victim, whilst shouting "Grenade!"
3. Duck.
Please note that step 3 is important. Many people do not duck after 'Grenading' someone, making the 'Grenading' void, and meaning the victim can retaliate.
1. Throwing an object at someone else for no reason is 'dread'.
2. 'Grenading' someone for no reason is perfectly acceptable.
3. Once 'Grenaded', the victim cannot retaliate unless to 'Grenade' them back.
Got that?
HOW TO GRENADE SOMEONE:
1. Choose your object. It can be anything EXCEPT a grenade. Obviously.
2. Throw your object at your victim, whilst shouting "Grenade!"
3. Duck.
Please note that step 3 is important. Many people do not duck after 'Grenading' someone, making the 'Grenading' void, and meaning the victim can retaliate.
Bob: GRENADE!
*throws brick at Gary and ducks*
Gary: What the fuck! You bastard!
Bob: Haven't you heard of the grenade theory, man?
Gary: Oh, right. Carry on.
OR
Bob: GRENADE!
*throws brick at Gary*
Gary: What the fuck was that for?
Bob: Haven't you heard of the grenade theory, man?
Gary: YOU DIDN'T FUCKING DUCK!
*Gary beats Bob into a pulp*
*throws brick at Gary and ducks*
Gary: What the fuck! You bastard!
Bob: Haven't you heard of the grenade theory, man?
Gary: Oh, right. Carry on.
OR
Bob: GRENADE!
*throws brick at Gary*
Gary: What the fuck was that for?
Bob: Haven't you heard of the grenade theory, man?
Gary: YOU DIDN'T FUCKING DUCK!
*Gary beats Bob into a pulp*
by TrueKelpa January 17, 2011
Get the Grenade Theory mug.A grenade that upon triggering it releases large amounts of foam. It was introduced in the movie "Doomsday" (2008), which enables the user to softly land a falling elevator shaft.
by Jesusonline January 3, 2010
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The act of defecating and ejaculating into the the palm of ones hand and tossing it over an object (e.g. a book) into the unsuspecting mouth of the target.
by Daniel07 October 29, 2011
Get the Rusty Grenade mug.A one night stand that you meet using the website Plenty of Fish (POF). The origin of this term comes from the similarities between the sound of a smoke-grenade (poffff) and the acronym POF. Also, a one night stand is expected to clear out in a relatively short amount of time, much like a smoke-grenade.
"Hey bro, what are you doing tonight?"
"Not much man. I'm about to go meet up with this smoke-grenade I've been talking too."
"Not much man. I'm about to go meet up with this smoke-grenade I've been talking too."
by skwarekneedles September 27, 2013
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