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Gobble gum

when you get a blowjob from and old lady without dentures
yo bro I just got gobble gumed from your granny
by Blake's mom March 27, 2016
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Garble

Tanyah:Hey Rosco,can you pass me the salt.
Rosco:*mumbles with mouth full of food*YESS!!
Tanyah:Geeze ross,coulda just said garble,I would have understood.
by fghjklyijk, August 4, 2008
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Gobbler

Seasonal sandwich from Wawa (South New Jersey store equivalent to a 7-11) offered from about early November to Thanksgiving. It has turkey, stuffing, and cranberry sauce on a roll. It is like a whole Thanksgiving dinner you can eat on a roll.
Oh Snap! Wawa has their delicious Gobbler sandwich back!
by ohsnapitsjess November 1, 2009
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bologna gobbler

Someone who specializes in the art of smoking bologna aka licking and/or sucking the penis.
Last night my homosexual friend was such a bologna gobbler becuase he was gobbling on bologna all night long.
by MIMOUSA February 24, 2006
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tit gobbler

When a women has a turkey fetish and becomes aroused when men make turkey-like gobble noises while sucking on her breasts.
Carla: "You really turn me on when you tit gobbler me."
Dan: "Gobble, gobble, gobble!!"
by Turkey Durkey fo Furkey September 16, 2009
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ass gobbler

one who loves to eat ass, with no objection...
Let me eat that ass...im an ass gobbler.
by lightnluvly0414 March 19, 2010
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Gobble the Goose

when you "perform oral sex" on a man... hell I don't know. you know, when you gobble a goose. the goose is the penis. penises sort of look like geese...from a distance
When Charlie gobbled the goose, it tasted like chicken.
On a cold, winter night Harry was alone. I was alone. What the hell, no one would find out, so I gobbled his goose for fun.
by Charlie December 30, 2003
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