Glomptugg

When the grunge rock star Dave Ghrol dissects your testicles for no reason and with or without consent.

Man 1: I got glomptugged earlier today even though I told him to stop!
Man 2: You really can't stop him glomptugging when he starts.

by Hepatitis lover December 5, 2024

Glorping

The act of smoking weed with someone before Christmas dinner, followed by oral sex in the woods.

Kye Pelchat: Dude i totally went glorping with my cousin this christmas.
School Counselour: dude i didnt need to hear that

by Cockle In Sheets December 17, 2024

Glop

Internet slang used to say “oh my god.” Instead of god, most people put glop.

Person 1: Dude, this meme is so funny!

Person 2: Haha, oh my glop!

by InvaderKaz January 3, 2025

glorping

putting a person in bondage machine to stretch arms and legs growing the person than having sexual relations with said person.

yo bifur i was glorping her last night it was wild!

by jaxenlmao January 5, 2025

glopulis

when ur shmoingus is showing to a hemopilon

dude your glopulis is showing

by glopuli January 6, 2025

Glooptagloptula

Caleb from my 1,000 lb sisters looking dumb "you gotta ride coming."

the boy was in his glooptagloptula era

by tworealkidneys January 9, 2025

Glooptagloptula

Caleb looking dumb on on my 1,000 lb sisters "you got a ride coming"

"He bud, you miss me?"
"Glooptagloptula!"

by tworealkidneys January 9, 2025