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glazed user

glazed user is someone who just got glazed with sperm and is high asf
hey man how was your night last night
girl you wouldn’t believe it i was a glazed user lastnight!!
by nerdd848 September 26, 2023
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Glazed Doughnut

Me and Ryan did a Glazed Doughnut yesterday
by eemujil November 30, 2024
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glazed kitty

When you blow a load and you accidentally hit your kitty cat. Also goes for blowing a load on a human pussy.
I had to wash my glazed kitty after blowing a load on her by mistake.
by UnicornRainbowtits February 11, 2025
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Alaskan Glazed Donut

When you are having sex with a female and you cum in her belly button and eat her belly button out.
Hey did you hear that Abe had an Alaskan Glazed Donut with Maya?
by Dunkeyfuck April 8, 2018
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Glaze hole

When you fuck the hole of a glazed donut until climax and then eat it to consume its strength
"I'm gonna stop by the donut store to get my self a glaze hole!"
by Tittyspanker47 January 23, 2017
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Glazed Long Jhon

Is The consensual act between 2 gay lovers in which lover A uses his silky smooth mouth to bring lover B to the point of edging. lover B will vigorously pull out to ensure he goes over the edge upon exiting the mouth, once exited he will offload his load upon lover A’s rock hard cock. Lover B then must comense the glazed long John act, in which he will suck/lick/eat his own secret sauce off lover A’s steel rod. Once the rod is spit cleaned and no reminisce of his cum is found upon the shaft he must recite the phrase “You really like your own brand.” Ending with a dramatic jumping high-five to embrace the true beauty of love.
I (male) heard my boyfriend say that he wanted to ejaculate on my sexual appendage and intake the residue orally so I proposed trying a “Glazed Long Jhon”
by 261ERS February 15, 2024
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Glazed

(adjective)
Being inebriated by the blissfullness of life
JoAnne: What's good with you?
Danny: Ah, ya know, baby. Just livin' this life glazed and amazed.
by 拉奇阿尼丹 April 12, 2016
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